Setting: present day, on a highway in
America. Outside a city on a road called the Eisenhower, or The E for short
(Note: this was written as a radio play)
Characters:
Home base of
“Class first” Bus Company
Bus 2298
driver driving a bus of young grade school children home after a field trip
-2298 is
pronounced: twenty-two, ninety-eight.
Bus 3007
driver driving a football team home after an away game
-3007 is
pronounced: three-double-oh-seven
Bus 0550
driver driving a few last kids home after extreme traffic
-0550 is
pronounced oh-five-fifty
Bus 1642 driver driving orchestra kids/instruments home after a competition in the city
-1642 is
pronounced: sixteen, forty-two
911
receptionist
Logan, a
school child on 2298.
Student, on
1642.
Febuary 20th, 7:55 pm
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HB: This is
home base, how many busses do we still have out? Check in. Over.
2: This is
2298 checking in, over.
3: this is
3007. Still on the road. Over.
1: 1624
checking in. over.
0: This is
0550, unbelievably still on the road. Over.
HB: 0550?
You were due back at the lot an hour ago.
0: The
traffic on the Eisenhower has been moving at about 3 miles per hour, top speed.
HB: Do you
have any kids left on the bus?
0: Yes,
there’s four that need to be dropped off down the Eisenhower, and it looks like
we’ll be here for a while. Over.
HB: Have you
told them to call their parents?
0:
Affirmative. They said their parents all understand.
1: this is
1624 to 0550. if the kids get bored, we have a whole bus filled with musicians
and instruments, and our violinists would love to play. I can see you a few
cars up. I don’t know if I can take this music anymore. Over.
0: Haha. No
they’re just listening to their iPod-majiggers.
3: This is
3007. It’s better than having a bunch of stinky, sweaty football players in the
back. It’s been a long day for all of us. Wish the E would move faster. Over.
2: This is
2298. Next time try to get a bunch of children whose bed times were an hour ago.
It’s heaven. Except for the cranky ones. I don’t really mind that it’s barely
moving. Over.
HB: Sorry
about the traffic, all. At least it’s not icy out there. Over.
3: Amen.
8:08 pm
HB: Any sign
the E’s moving faster?
2: Negative.
1: Did you
guys see that?
HB: See
what?
1: Up in the
sky! It was a big flash of light!
HB: What is
you ID, driver?
1: Oh sorry.
This is 1624.
HB: Is this
pertinent to bussing?
1: no but-
HB: Then it
is not a matter to be discussed over intercom. Over.
1: (sadly)
Ten-four.
(short
silence)
0: I saw it
too, 1624. It was right up there in the sky. Very strange. Over.
3: Yeah I
saw it as well.
HB:
(angrily) What did I just say?
0: Apologies
ma’am.
8:22 pm
1:
Permission to throw violinists out the window? Over.
HB:
Permission not granted. Do try to
keep things serious, 1624. Over.
1: ten-four.
3: Why
aren’t the busses equipped with heavy-duty air fresheners? For football games,
I mean. Over.
HB: That is
not a funding priority.
3: Of course
not. Over.
HB: Does the
road show any signs of improvement?
0: I’m
pretty sure we’re actually moving so slowly we’re going backwards, over.
HB: I’m glad
I’m not out there tonight.
1: Then you
can’t blame me for trying to liven things up a bit!
HB:
(muttering) Focus on driving 1624.
1: (also
muttering) It’s not driving so much as remembering to keep your foot on the
break.
8:30
2: There
seems to be a disturbance up ahead. This is 2298. I’m not sure what exactly is
happening, but I see a few people walking around on the highway. I also hear
some shouting. Over.
HB: Avoid
trouble if you can. Remember the first priority is the safety of the children.
Over.
2:
(uneasily) Ten-four.
8:33
0: This is
0550. I think I can see the disturbance too. There are dark figures moving
around from car to car. They look rather like homeless people. I dunno how they’d get on a highway though.
Over.
HB: Again,
avoid all possible threats.
2: I can see
them closer now… They don’t look like bums. They’re shining lights at people.
This is getting creepy. Over.
HB: Tell the
kids that there’s a worrisome situation happening, and to remain calm or
whatever you think they need to hear. Do not let them talk to the individuals.
Over.
2: ten-four.
HB: I’m
going to alert the police.
8:36 pm: Telephone call from HB to police:
9: 911, what
is your emergency?
HB: Hello,
this is Home Base from the “Class First” school bus company. We have four
busses stationed on the Eisenhower, and two of the busses have reported seeing
a suspicious figure walking around and looking in cars.
9: We have
received several reports about this and officers are on their way.
HB: How soon
can we expect them to arrive?
9: It
depends on how fast they can maneuver through the traffic, Ma’am. At best, 20
minutes.
HB: Thank
you.
(A telephone
clicks)
8:37
HB: They
said it would take the police at best 20 minutes to get there. I’ll bet it’ll
be more like 35. Over.
2:
(panicked) That won’t be soon enough! It’s almost here. It doesn’t look like
any bum I’ve ever seen. It’s face is all… funny looking and it’s not asking for
money. It looks like it’s searching for something else. What do I do when it
gets here?
HB: The best
you can do is protect the kids. Over.
(a short
moment of silence)
2: (quietly)
I’m scared.
HB: You’ll
be okay. If you need help, you always have me. If he wants to talk and you
can’t, give him the radio, and he can talk to me.
2: (still
scared and quiet) ten-four.
3: If he
hurts just one of those little children on the bus, I’ll send this football
team up through traffic and have them wallop him. Over.
HB: That
would be in direct violation of the rules… but I suppose I’d do the same.
1: Uh… This
is 1624. 2298, this stranger is still within your line of sight, right?
2:
Affirmative.
3: And
you’ve passed exit 110?
2:
Affirmative.
3: There
seem to be multiple of these figures. I see one skulking around the cars in
front of me.
HB: That is
worrisome. Are there any clues yet as to what they want?
2: (nervous
laugh) I don’t know but I’ll find out soon. He’s coming up to me now.
8:45
HB: 2298,
are you there? What did it want? Over.
(silence)
HB: Come in
2298. Over.
(Alien noise)
HB: What was
that? I can’t understand you. Is your radio malfunctioning? Over.
(Silence)
HB: 0550, do
you still have a visual on 2298?
0: Negative.
A semi somehow squeezed in there and blocked my sight line. Over.
HB: 2298,
are you there?
L: Help.
HB: 2298, is
that you?
L: No, this
is Logan.
HB: Who are
you? Is your driver incapacitated?
L: Inca-what?
HB:
(enunciating clearly) Is your driver unable to drive?
L: Yeah. The
green thing with the light took her. And it took Amy too.
HB: Oh my-
So there’s no other adult on the bus?
L: (sobs) No.
And we’re all alone. And I just wanna go hoooome.
HB: It’s
going to be alright, Logan. Now I want you to help me okay? Is the bus moving?
At all?
L: No, it’s
not moving and it won’t be alright. They took miss bus driver.
HB: It’s
fine, it’s fine. Now, Logan, do you see a button on the dashboard? It looks
like a triangle.
L: No…
HB: Look to
the right of the steering wheel.
L: Oh I see
it. Should I press it?
HB: Yes.
L: (weary)
What does it do?
HB: It turns
on the emergency flashers so that other cars know you’re not driving.
L: Okay.
(sniffs)
3: This is
3007. We have a coach onboard this bus. Should we send him through traffic to
2298?
HB: Does it
look safe? Can he safely get through traffic?
3: It’s not
moving; it’s a parking lot out here. Over.
HB: Thank heavens.
Yes, send him up. Logan?
L: Yeah?
HB: A man is
going to come onto your bus.
L: The green
man again?!
HB: No. A
football coach.
L: Oh. I
like football.
HB: Yes,
okay. You need to let him in. Tell the other kids he’s there to help you.
L: Okay. How
do I let him in?
HB: You see
the handle that the driver uses to open the doors? Push that.
L: I’ve
always wanted to do that… Lady, will Miss bus driver and Amy really be okay?
HB: I’m sure
they will, Logan.
8:59
1: this is
1624. The individual is approaching the bus. I am assuming he is hostile.
Permission to attack if necessary? Over.
HB:
Affirmative. But only because he appears to be taking hostages. And also… You
have a weapon?
1: (through
an evil grin) This whole bus is armed with bows and deafening music.
HB: I can’t
let you have the children attack!
1: Too bad
lady. I already told them they could. Over.
HB:
(spluttering) But wait! You can’t just… that’s madness!
0: uh… this
is 0550. I have reason to believe that the individual is going to come here
very soon. Would it be possible to relocate these four students to the football
bus? I’m sure the football players would be a better protection that I would
be. Over.
HB: That
actually sounds like a great idea, but I can’t allow it. Unfortunately, this
seems like a day of breaking rules, so I will allow it. Just don’t tell anyone.
3007, could I ask you to send someone over to 0550’s bus to collect the
children? Over.
3: all I
have left are the players, but they’re tough. I’ll send four over. Two to
collect the children, and two to protect 0550. Over.
HB: Thank
you very much. Those boys deserve awards. Tell them that before they leave.
Over.
3: They
heard you.
HB:Good.
Logan? Mr. Coach? Are you there? Did the coach make it safely to your bus?
L: I haven’t
seen him, miss.
HB:(worried
but trying to sound hopeful) well hang on! 3007?
3: Yes?
HB: (Low and
fast) when those boys come back with the children, could you send some more out
to see if the coach is okay? And if they don’t see the coach, could they stay
with the children in 2298?
3: Ten-four,
will do.
9:05
3: (Also low
and fast)The boys got back with the four children who looked scared out of
their wits. I have the go-ahead to send them back up to 2298? Over.
HB: Affirmative.
1642? Are you there? Over.
(Alien noise)
HB: 1642? What
was that? Please repeat.
(Silence)
HB: Does
anyone have a visual on 1642?
3: Negative.
I know it’s somewhere behind me though. Over.
Student:
(breathing heavily with chaotic sounds in the background) I’m a student. We’re
fighting off three of these guys. I think they’re aliens, man. They’re all
green. We’re not doing too well. They have these stun guns. They already got
the driver and half the bass section. That’s not too much of a loss though. My
bow broke… Oh no. Got to go.
HB: What
the- Aliens? 3007, got any players to spare?
3: I’ve
already sent them. Over.
L: Miss, I
see some football players, but I don’t see any coaches.
HB: Oh hey
Logan. I sent players instead. Let them in.
L: Okay.
HB: 3007, no
sign of your coach.
3: Oy that’s
not good.
HB: This
night has been a living hell.
0: you can
say that again. Your players have arrived, by the way, 3007. The suspicious individual
is one car ahead of me, shining its creepy light into the car. I think it’ll be
here next. I’m going to hide behind a seat and have these football players do
the same. Hopefully it will think this place is empty and just pass on by.
Over.
HB: Stay
strong, 0550. Stay strong everyone. Over.
9:17
HB: 1624- er...
the orchestra kids. Any sign of those football players?
S: Yeah
they’re helping us. We got two of the three aliens. Now we just gotta bash in
this last one. There’s only a few of us left though.
HB: Oh my…
Where are the police?
S: If you
want my opinion, I think this is happening all down the Eisenhower. They
probably stopped by the first person who had reported a kidnapping… I’ve been
listening to the intercom.
HB: You’re
probably right. Maybe the air force will come in. I mean, if they really are
aliens. 3007, how does it look down where you are? Over.
3: They
aren’t coming near me. Must be the stench. Over.
HB: That’s a
relief. How about you, 0550?
(Silence)
HB: 0550?
Come in. Over.
(Alien
noise)
HB: (Jarred)
I keep hearing that strange sound. What did you say 0550?
(Silence)
HB: I will
assume you’re still hiding. 3007, do you have a visual on 0550?
3:
Affirmative. In fact… Yes, there’s an alien on board the bus. I can see 0550 is
crouching near the back. No doubt she’s going to hop out the back if the alien
comes toward her. I can see the players too. Over.
HB: Are we
sure these are aliens?
3: Yes. No
doubt. Unless it is a particularly cruel trick.
S: We did
it! The last alien is dead! And I think I see police heading this way. They’re
walking on foot, not by car.
HB: Thank
goodness! Let them in when they come.
S: Righto.
HB: 3007,
0550, Logan, check in. What is your status? Can you see police?
L: I’m here
and the Players are here too. I haven’t seen any more aliens. I don’t see
police. I’ll ask the kids in the back if they see any. Have you heard from Miss
Bus Driver or Amy yet?
HB: Not yet,
no Logan. How about you, 3007? Over.
3: I’m not
sure if these are police or just people walking. It’s dark. Over.
HB: I’ll
pray that they’re police. 0550, status?
3: Actually,
ma’am, I’m afraid that 0550 and the players jumped out the back some time ago.
I guess I forgot to mention it. They’re on my bus now. Say hi 0550!
0: Hello.
I’m safe with all these football players. I’m alright now.
S: The
police say that there’s an emergency highway exit hatch near us. They’re
telling us to get off the bus and the road and go to safety.
HB: Okay,
follow what the police say.
S: alright
miss. Thanks for your help.
L: The kids
at the back say that they don’t see any police.
HB: Okay
Logan. If they do see any, tell them to follow what the police say.
L: Okay
ma’am.
3: These do
look like police, those people walking. And good heavens there are a lot of
them. They’re practically flooding the street. Over.
HB: That’s
wonderful! Maybe we’ll still make it out okay.
L: Miss bus
driver and Amy didn’t make it out okay…
HB: We’ll
find them, Logan. Don’t worry.
9:30
L: The kids
at the back said they see some police.
HB: That’s
good. They should be helping you off the bus.
L: These
police walk funny.
HB: Well
that’s not very nice to say about someone who’s rescuing you.
(Silence)
HB: Logan?
Are you there? Are the police helping you?
(Alien
noise)
HB: Logan!?
(silence)
L:
(whispers) I’m here. They’re not police, ma’m, they’re aliens in police
uniform. They look like police, but they have funny feet. They told us to get
off the bus, but I didn’t come. I hid under the seat and they didn’t find me.
Now I’m all alone. One kid made a fuss, like he didn’t want to go, and the
police-aliens shot him with this light thing. The kid froze up like he had wood
for a back and then the alien just picked him up. Everyone else went willingly
after that. You’re not s’posed to mess with the police.
HB: (Aghast)
They were aliens? Didn’t the football players try to do anything?
L: They
froze them too. I hafta go now. There’s some scary people outside the window.
HB: Wait, Logan!
L:Hafta go.
Don’t talk to me.
HB: Oh no.
Oh no. I can’t do anything! 3007,
how’s it going?
(silence)
HB: 3007?
(alien
noises swell up then fade into silence.)
End.
Points: 1485
Reviews: 76
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