Eventually, via PM communication, the Squills Underground reached a consensus. The monster would have
to be stopped. There were many conflicting ideas about how this should be
accomplished, but finally StellaThomas, a voice of reason weighed in.

Soon,
just such a group emerged. Rydia, and Meshugenah, the red-shirted
mercenaries, as well as AriaAdams, Iggy, PenguinAttack, and Stella herself
volunteered. This strike force of six set up guard watch along the main areas
of Yewis: down Literary Lane, at the corner of the Blog
Boroughs, outside Green Room Hall, at the top of Forums Street, at the door of
the Lounge, and at People Avenue.
They
also instated a neighborhood watch of sorts, instructing every villager to come
to them with any information leading to the Word Eater.

Meanwhile, villagers began to lose more and more words, despite
added precautions. Some had their vocabulary depleted so far that they could
only really communicate with facial expressions.

This
made it extremely difficult to send warnings and messages to others.
Tevatron
developed a noble, self-sacrificial plan. They stood in the middle of the
lounge with a list of long, juicy words, and shouted them in hopes to attract
the Word-Eater. When Tev realized that they were missing several of the words
from their vocabulary, they crept around the room, still reciting words. Tev
found the monster, curled behind one of the Lounge's sofa's, gorged on words,
and smiling in a disgusting ecstasy. The Word Eater was so stuffed on words
that it couldn't move very quickly at all, and Tev got a good look long look at
it. Though they lost a lot of words that afternoon, Tevatron's actions were
vital in researching the anatomy of the Word Eater, and they were hailed as a
hero ever after.
With Tevatron's
(rather circuitous and halting) descriptions, AriaAdams was able to sketch out
what the Word Eater looked like, approximately.

The
strike force convened to decide where the best place to strike the beast down
would be. As they deliberated on spots, Audy noted that it would be
important to find the Word Eater’s hiding place. It was not always out and
about, stealing words; at times it went back to its cave to digest. Rydia suggested
that they use the Big Brother K-9 unit to track down the monster’s living
place. The rest of the strike force agreed.
Big Brother—an organization comprised of red-coated
mercenaries, and dark green-coated warriors—had a K-9 force that could rival
the FBI’s. Of course, every dog in the K-9 Barracks was an adorable, photogenic
puppy. But that didn’t mean they were any less fearless than even the most
well-trained German Shepherd. After a villager reported a word loss, and Rydia knew
the Word Eater was in town. She raced to the BB K-9 HQ and released a squadron
of the dogs. They ran straight to work, hot on the heels of the monster.

The strike force followed the dogs, and, over
every hill they crested, they got a glimpse of the monster’s tail disappearing
over the next hill, or around the next corner. Eventually, the Word Eater fled
to its cave on the edge of hopelessness and oblivion, way outside the village
limits of Yewis. Meshugenah marked this on a map, and the strike force
reconvened back at Yewis, returning the K-9 units to BB HQ.
Though a series of notes passed back and forth
carefully, the strike force decided that the best weapon of choice for the job
would have to be a sword. PenguinAttack volunteered to go find a sword, and the
meeting adjourned.
Pengu
wandered up and down the streets of Yewis, trying to think of where she could
get her hands on a a sword. Sure there were lots of homes on Literary Lane that
probably housed many sword. But there were so many stories in the buildings on
literary lane: the fantasy building itself was over 14600 stories tall! Pengu
did not feel inclined to climb all those stairs. Eventually, inspiration struck
her. The the sign that said "Welcome" to Yewis had an enormous pencil
and a rather small sword attached to it. A real sword. She had been at the
unveiling ceremony of the sign, and knew who had crafted the sword-- a villager
named Bobo.
Pengu
flew down People Avenue, way down towards the back of town. This area of Yewis
wasn't as prosperous and busy as more towards the front of town, but every now
and then, the lights came on in a house or two, and smoke poured for a
solitary chimney. Pengu only hoped that by some miracle, Bobo’s home would be
the one with signs of life.

It wasn’t. When Pengu reached the corner where
Bobo’s home resided, the curtains were drawn, and there showed no signs of
light in the crack under the door. Pengu desperately tried the doorknob. She
was surprised to find it unlocked. She glanced around at the deserted street,
then stepped inside, closing the door quietly behind her.
The house was covered in spider webs. On the
floor in front of the door were a bunch of unopened birthday cards. Pengu
started at these for a minute, the quickly started making her way through Bobo’s
house, methodically checking drawers and cabinets for a place where he might
keep swords. Finally, towards the back of the house, Pengu found a workbench
covered in wood shavings, screws, papers, and all manner of odds and ends. To
the side of this work bench was as basket full of swords.
Jackpot, thought Pengu. She went
through the swords, trying to find one that felt right in her hands. She
discarded many that were too heavy, to small, or too imbalanced. Finally, she
found one: a gleaming silver double-edged sword, with a black hilt, and a red
gem stuck on the end. It just felt right.

Pengu
wrote a note to Bobo explaining what had happened, then thought better of it
and burned it. She wrote another note with just her name so the Word Eater
couldn’t steal anything. I can tell Bobo
why I was here if he ever comes back. Pengu exited the building, and headed back to her home with her new sword.
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