Hah, nice.
This is going to be easy to review. I have a couple more things to review before I hit 50 WOOT!
So I've totally written this poem before. I actually write it quite a bit. I use the first two lines as an example whenever I want to do something like that. I actually think I have them in the examples for how to format poetry too.
That being said I think you managed to get something unique when you started playing with the different types of devices that poets have at their disposal, alliteration, rhyming, repetition, and humor. You did a good job with that. It sort of added a bit of a sit-com element to the poem and that was a good lift towards the humor.
I'd suggest you chop off the first two lines and put them elsewhere though because that would be ironic. I don't see anything ironic about this poem as it is. If you made it sort of like one of those games where you have "only read lines 4 and 5" and had those lines as This is the first and second lines then that would be amusing, but still not ironic. Irony is hard to get. It's even harder to have shipped to you.
I think you could use more alliteration in your poem though in the other lines because you ended it really abruptly but you kept the other internal jokes going. See what you can do if you want to. I'm one step closer to 50 reviews <3
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