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An Essay on Society (from the perspective of a cat)

by Love


Meow. Meow meow. Meow meow meow, meow meow. Mew mew, meow. Meow meow meow? Meow meow. Meow meow meow meow mew, meow me ma meow. Meow, meow meow! Mew mew meow.

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow. Meow meow, meow meow. Meow, mew, meow meow, meow mew mew meow. Meow!!! Meow meow, mew! Mew mew meow, mew mew. Meow meow mew, mew ma meow. Mew mew meow me meow, meow meow. Me ma meow me meow.

Meow meow me ma meow ma meow meow. Meow meow, mew meow, meow meow! Me ma meow, meow meow mew meow. Meow ma mew meow meow meow meow meow? Meow! Meow mew meow meow. Meow mew meow meow meaw mew meow me meow meow. Meow me me meow, me meow meow! Mew meow meow mew mew ma meow meow ma mew. Meow meow meow meow meow mew meow meow.

Meow meow meow meow, me meow meow meow meow. Mew meow, me me meow!


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Hello there, @Love! It's Vilnius here with a review.

What I Liked
Your essay is concise and easy to read, but I think an English translation for those not fluent in Catalan is needed here.

What I Disliked
I believe that your essay is simply far too short to discuss what needs to be said about human society as a whole. You say nothing of the Ancient Egyptians and their cat-worshiping ways, and you've only scraped the top of the issues with using cats and other animals as familiars. I was angry when I saw mention of human crimes, though the cat genocide against mice was strongly supported. >:(

Grammatical Errors
There were no grammatical errors in this work.

In Summary
Good kitty, have a fish!




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*Hold up Kaya and clears throat* My replicating kitty wants to say something! :D

Mrowwww, mew, meow meow. Rowr, hisssssss mew mew. Meow mrow, mew rowr meow meow. MEWWW meow mrow, mrow mew meow!

*Hugs kitty* Thank you for listing to Kaya's crazy talk! :D Oww, no scrachies Kaya... ;-;




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I think I just was unable to get this article .
Can you please help me understand it?




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If you endeavour to study the nature of humour, thou shall find two primary components in the craft:
* The content must be surprising in some way
* It must nevertheless have a solid grounding in reality
A you may gather, my work exhibits both of these properties. Not only is it unusual and surprising, but it is also strongly realistic, and the wandering read well find themselves both surprised (meow??) and not surprised (well, it IS in the realistic category, and the title says it all..).

As most of us live in a democratic nation, works should be judged by their merit and impact on others, and not on preconceived notions of what constitutes quality entertainment. In the spirit of democracy, I have thus released this piece to the public, letting it rise or fall as the public saw fit. The People have spoken, as they saw that it is Good.

It's just not as funny if you explain it :P



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Love
Thanks for helping me understand your work. I, rather , got a bit carried away and wrote idiotic stuff that I should , no should ever write. I am really apologetic for it.

Coming back to the review, as I have now understood the article, I'll be posting a review shortly.

I also understand the meaning and the spirit of democracy, not to mention I am from India.

I'm once again sorry for my careless and ignorant review.



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Love
Hi I'm Ishan212 and I'm here to review your literary work... An Essay on Society (from the perspective of a cat), from the perspective of another cat.

Meow meow meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Meow
Meow




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-laughs- cheer up buttercup :P

* This work has been posted here before you even joined the site
* The literary spotlight page is automated
* You're literally the first person on the planet who didn't enjoy it :P
* It's the 7th top work on YWS, nevermind the spotlight

Please don't lecture me, kay? Literature takes many forms :) It's not like I'm spamming the place with works like these. It was a unique idea and people loved it and I'm happy ^_^



Love says...


Wait did you edit your post @_@

I swear @__@



Love says...


Now I look crazy!!!! @____@



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Hey, Love! (Oh, wow haha.)

Jash here for a very quick review.

I love this!

There you go.

Keep meowing -- err -- writing,
Jash x




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I was totally ready to get snubbed by a cat and enjoy every minute of it. This is so much better.




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My friend Mr.Pug really has something to say to this, the whole day after he read this his face has been shaped into a frown. ̶A̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶w̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶w̶n̶. So I'll let him do the talking.

Roof, rf. Meow

roof woof, rroof waf waf roof woof. Roof roof roof. Roof! woof roooof ro wa woof? wwoof wa roof. Roof roof roof roof roof woof woof roof roof roof ro ro roof woof woof woof, roof roof roof roof. Roof. roof roof roof woof woof woof woof woof wo wo ro roof!!? Roof roof woof roof.

Roof, rf. Roof

(roof woof roof.)


Okay, he looks a little better now. Yah he's walking over to the table wa- NO do NOT pee on the table, I told you not to last time- oh woops sorry about that, haha. Pug is a bit weird these days. Well I hope Mrs. Meow understands (literally.) So that's all he wanted to say, by now.




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Gasp! That was such a rude thing to say! And his statement about pugs being better than cats! D: my cat is offended!!

My cat says: 'Meoow! Meow meow, meow meow meow! Meow -_-'



Laurenlovely says...


It is just what he thinks (and I can't blame him, pugs are better than cats :P) HOW COULD Y%u0347O%u0347U%u0347R%u0347 CAT SAY SUCH A HORRIBLE THING?!! PUGGLES COME HERE! Mr. Pug is writing a letter now.

Roof, Rf. Meow

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

woof, Rf. Roof

Um. Maybe that's not the correct thing to sa- ROOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok ok... -_-'



Love says...


Omg!!! -hides cat- let's keep them separate before they start a war @_@



Love says...


Omg!!! -hides cat- let's keep them separate before they start a war @_@



Laurenlovely says...


*hides pug inside of shirt* good idea...



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This is great.




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I can't believe I hadn't read this yet! I think the aspect I like most about this essay is that it gives voice to a party that literature rarely gives voice to -- the common cat.

This was both intriguing and unexpected! This is quite a piece @Love! :) I think your variance of punctuation mixed with the repetition of the chorus "meow" again and again is really well done, bringing the message right home.

Nice work here!

~alliyah




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Haha, thank you! :D glad you enjoyed it! XD



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Woof! Woof woof woof woof. WOOF! WOOF!! Wuf. Woooof. Wufff! Wuf! Woof woof Woof!




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This was definitely an interesting read. I agreed with many of the points made, but I did disagree with one point in the second paragraph, where it said "Meow meow meow." I think that's a very broad statement and it wasn't preceeded by any sort of evidence or signal phrases.

There were no spelling or grammar errors, which was good. It showed you put a lot of dedication into editing this very thoughtful essay. It will also improve possible grades at Cat School. I hear it's very hard to pass. No one ever has.

Great job with this overall, some small points you might want to lengthen or add proof to. There were a lot of great points made in this essay. Keep working on this and improving!

Best wishes,
MJ




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THIS REVIEW HAHA



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BEAUTIFUL.




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I actually looked at this because I expected to read something with a lot of perspective from a simple view that is slightly funny. Then I am met with this. This.... is hilarious. XD




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This was a very interesting piece of literature! You did a good job, i didn't see any spelling errors ( Considering your pretty much using the exact same word lol!) I feel like this actually keeps the reader guessing and makes them wonder what the cat is saying. Even though i have no clue what it's saying or talking about, it seems like a very philosophical cat! Lol! This was fun to read and very interesting! Keep writing! :)




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Hello Heather! Gymnast2801 here for a review!
Fist off, wow. This was such an empowering pice of work about society!
Haha, joking. But I still really liked this! It wasn't at all what I expected. Heck, I just saw the word "cat" in your title and I was like, oh yeah I have to read this! Little was I exxoevting it to actually be in cat language! It was a nice twist and to loved it!

I am unsure of what the cat is saying (as if you wouldn't know) but I think it would be really cool if, maybe at the bottom of the page, you added a translation. Just a thought I had although I still like it as is :D.

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Okay this is pretty cool and funny. I was pretty tired and fed up when I was reading this, (a good friend of mine gave me the link. :) ) and I actually cracked up big time. But then again, I really don't understand cat language; so I'm not sure whether this is a sad story :O

Anyways, the grammar is perfect and everything seemed pretty neat. (well all I saw was 'moews; which actually bear much bigger meanings.) :D :D :D


Once again, this is pretty funny!!!
Have a good day and um, and I'm off to translate this with the help of my cat. :D :D
(hopefully, because he doesn't speak english either ;) )

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Oh drat.
I don't speak this language.




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It's great that you're able to write from the perspective of a cat - I applaud you for that. Love the wide variety of vocabulary here. It really makes me think about society and this was a very deep meaning.


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This is not what I find funny.

The idea, in itself, is genius. I do find it that many others can laugh at it and I appreciate that. I do know that people will read this and go "Wow, this was really funny". That's a great thing if your work does that. I don't appreciate the randomness in it. It's just too random and too humor filled for my liking. I don't really have a sense of humor, so I'm sorry for that.

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Hello, and Happy Review Day!!!
What a beautiful piece. I feel as if the cat is talking to me. LOL. I saw no grammatical errors, except for one. You know the part, where you said "meow"? Get rid of that "meow" and the essay will be free of errors( hint: I'm just messing with you. No really. Get rid of that "meow". LOL XD XD XD XD XD LOL LOL LOL)
It was very nice, this piece. Keep on writing!!!!!!






Seriously, get rid of that meow. :D :D lol lol XD




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Thank you!! :) fixed it! XD





Good, good



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Hahahaha! I actually wasn't expecting this, but this cracked me up! Wow, this cat has got some deep stuff to say! :P

Anyways, this was very innovative! I imagine you must have taken a lot of time to write sucha thought provoking essay! :) Brilliant use of vocabulary. This cat's feelings are very deep! (I'm deducing that from the amount of exclamation marks used :) )

Keep it up!

Mysticalxx




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Thank you! :3



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Best. Read. Ever.




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Hello!

Well, your article was written nicely, good work. nice use of punctuation marks! there are some grammatical errors i found, i guess you wouldn't mind having a look in the "Modern Dictionary of Cats" and edit those errors?

It's really some deep, you know, serious stuffs, you've written in your article from the perspective of a cat, so pats on your back for that.

i really liked the way you repeated some words, again and again and again! like,

"Meow meow, mew meow, meow meow!" GOOD WORK!

anyway, it was pretty hard on my eyes though, i mean, your writing, but, no worries, glad to have such a fabulous read! it was literally shocking.

XD XD ;D ;) XD XD




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I LIKE CATZ!!!!!




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This. Is. Just. BRILLIANT. :D




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Hi, Lapis. This is Pinkieishere1345 here. I like to review this essay and I will try my best to do so.

This essay is very funny! I can see now that a cat is going to run for president with a speech like this! XD I didn't see any errors on here which it is great because this cat knows its grammar.(heehee) This is a best essay from this cat. Maybe you should let me talk to this cat after this review. I think we will have a great talk about it. *starting laughing* Okay, I will stop reviewing this before I die of laughing. Well, see ya next time!

Good Job!

Love,

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Is it weird that I'm not disappointed by this?

Hm... Of course not! :D

Though, I'm slightly confused as to why you would want to spend points on posting this. Even though it's, in it's own originality, pretty brilliant. I'd like to have a long conversation with this cat. His words are truly insightful. *Imagining cat giving presidential speech at press conference*
*Busts up laughing* XD




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I'm not really sure what I expected when I clicked on this, but this DOES fit the bill... XD. To be honest, I was sort of expecting a criticism on society except for all the wrong reasons. Well, i think you spelled "Meow" wrong, and you put a few commas in the wrong place. For example,

"Meow mew mew Meow, Meow" Is grammatically incorrect. Maybe you meant
"Meow mew mew Meow mew, Meow?"

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Hello there, Lapis! Unknown391625 here with another review!

This is a very humorous story and it described how we think a cat's perspective is. I would agree that you categorized this story under the right genres. It is realistic. It is humorous. It is an essay. It's great! Please write more of these stories. They are very funny! Don't give up and keep on writing, Lapis!

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Okay, I really like this. My only error to give to you:

I don't understand this.
I know this is supposed to be humor, but I really don't think this classifies as any literature work...

Anyway! I will like this (although I didn't understand it) because it is funny. I hope to hear more works from you!




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That last line is so inspiring!

Meow meow meow meow, me meow meow meow meow. Mew meow, me me meow!


XD

~puppys3117~




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I think if you look at this piece in a philosophic way it does tell alot about our society today. in society today we call thing what they not, usually place large, impressive titles on things that are just everyday to make our lives sound impressive or better. our lives are frivolous and extemly repeative ith made a sall change once in a while. maybe im being too serious but i think we could actually find a representive of our society today




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Well, what can I say? Vocabulary was excellent, but shouldn't there be commas between A LOT of these me's and meows and so forth? That's my only nitpick xD.
Also, I think the title is what really tied this together nicely. Obviously, it's meant to capture people's attention and make them wonder the deep philosophical poem that is about to await them.
To be honest, I think you revealed society's deepest secrets perfectly, down to your specific word choice and evident, careful time that you spent on this deep, philosophical, intelligent, artwork.
Keep writing!
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Hello Lapis!

All this is quite true, but a little repetitive, you could have used a broader word choice, like "Rwaw!" or "Gaw" Either would have applied in several places. Also, I really like the part about feeding time, especially the part about people not bringing the food to you and you have to go get it. I've gone through that many a time, even humans have to go get their own meals you know.

~Kelpies.

P.S. I thought this was really funny!




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I had my cat read this and he just wouldn't stop chattering on and on about the cat revolution and his views of society! Very thought-provoking!




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Hahaha that's a good one!



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This unauthorized copying and/or distribution constitutes copyright infringement under the U.S. Copyright Act. of Feline Endeavors Pursuant to 17 U.S.C. 512(c), this letter serves as actual notice of infringement. We hereby demand you immediately and permanently cease and desist the unauthorized copying and/or distribution of feline works. That which is written by a cat, is owned by a cat, and you have no right to upload, share, ‘swap’ or complete other similar activities with such an article.

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Love says...


I AM a cat!



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According to information gathered from your personal biography, we refuse to believe that the creator of this document was one in the same with the feline author. We persist to insist that this plagiaristic article be instantly removed.

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Corncob says...


LOL



Evander says...


I, on behalf of felines and creatures everywhere, would like to apologize for James E. George's actions. Digging through illegal articles and documents kept secret by the government, I have found that you, Lapis is indeed a feline. Though, the group of felines that you belong to is undetermined.

On the issue of this work of art that you have posted, I see no problem with it. Even though several other felines have attempted something as beautiful as this, they have fallen short. You, however have been able to convey the emotions in such a wonderful way, that I say you wrote it, and all charges must be stopped.

Sincerely,
Morgan R. Chistofer
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Would like this, but I already have... sooo
Well done! :D




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I can't help but feel offended at your frequent generalizations of humans. The whole section on "crazy cat ladies" could have been written forty years ago.




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So glad this got featured: AGAIN! :)




Love says...


Oh gods XD



EmeraldEyes says...


Heh heh. You wrote it! :P



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hullo, lapis! here to give you a review.

#008000 ">technical errors

Meow meow meow meow mew, meow me m#FF0000 ">o #0080FF ">mi meow.


this is the only typo. so off to my...

#008000 ">thoughts

i'm a cat-lover, so it was instinct to click on anything with "cat" in its title; i'm glad i did! this is, like, the best thing i've read so far today. i have no words that would bring justice to its awesomeness. it is refreshing, and i'm sure my cat will share the same opinion it if i read it to her.

loved it.

keep writing,
porcey xoxo

p.s. "lapis" in Filipino means "pencil"- and it just dawned on me - the possibility that you're a Filipino? yes? no? okay. haha.




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In Spanish too



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Remember the Frozen Reviewers!
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Since this essay in in Catanese, I will also write this review in catanese.

Meow me mew mew! Mew mew ma me meow? Meow meow me ma. Me me ma, meaw me me, meow meow mew mew. Mew ma me meow! Meow meow mew ma meow mew mew. Mrow mrow moww ssroww mmmmmmm, Miaooww miaooww mriaow! Mroow mow? Mioawmioaw, miaowbu meeow mrooww. Miioo-oo-oo mrow rrrow-mawww rrrow-miawww miaowmiaow! Miaowmioaw mmeww, mioawmioaw raowwwww mrowwwww. Roww-maww-roww gakk-ak-ak moww mowww mroow! Miaow! Miaow! Mraakk! ssssRoww! Mmmrowmmm mmmmmmm. Mreoaw. Mreeeow. Miaooww! Mriaow! Mrrrrrrrrrrroooooooww.

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Laurenlovely says...


It sounded like you were having a very...Serious conversation...

Roww-maww-roww gakk-ak-ak moww mowww mroow!
Wow quite a line, and I completely agree! Especially with the gakk-ak-ak part. Wonderful job explaining how you feel.



Laurenlovely says...


It sounded like you were having a very...Serious conversation...

Roww-maww-roww gakk-ak-ak moww mowww mroow!
Wow quite a line, and I completely agree! Especially with the gakk-ak-ak part. Wonderful job explaining how you feel.



Laurenlovely says...


It sounded like you were having a very...Serious conversation...

Roww-maww-roww gakk-ak-ak moww mowww mroow!
Wow quite a line, and I completely agree! Especially with the gakk-ak-ak part. Wonderful job explaining how you feel.



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Hey, it's OMGhamsterdweeb here to review your... thingmajiggy.

It's somehow understandable, as I am an animal myself. This cat seems to exclaim a lot and ask a question.
It's probably shocked about society, I guess, and is also questioning it.
Overall, this is fabulous. But you spelt it's language completely wrong. It's 'Miaow', not 'Meow'.

Swagilicious huggles, OMGhamsterdweeb 8)




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I expected an essay. All I got was a copy and pasted work of bitter insignificance. I was even more amazed at the amount of "likes" this work has received. I am not saying this because I cannot take a joke, but this joke isn't funny. But what did I expect from a work involving and enquiring from the perspective of a feline?

It was slightly cute to begin with me, but my smile soon went down like a lead balloon. I found this to be a waste of 250 points which could have been spent posting an actual work. I admire some joke pieces but I am a hard man to please.

I do not do any ratings because they are subjective, but I wouldn't give this a rating at all.




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Child, this was actually a work I wrote and gave thought :P For you to assume it to be a mere copy and paste job would be somewhat insulting. And art may take unexpected form ;)

And on the points, when I have something else to post, I'll just review XD



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Hey Letiki, I believe? Strange here, and I simply have no words for this.
The idea is so simple, yet hilarious. I wonder what the Cat was saying, to be honest. No matter how stupid that sounds, it's true. This leaves a huge question mark. The real question is
WHAT DOES THE CAT SAY?!
RING A DING RING A DING RING A DING- I kid, I kid
I love this essay for the simplicity. This left me laughing out loud. Great job, Lapis. I don't think anyone else thought of this. I clap for you
Overall, Woof!
I can't give this a rating, due to it doesn't need one. It's awwsome.
Great job, Lapis
Keep writing
Stay groovy, my friend




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For all you dawgs out there, I translated this lifechanging work for you.

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it's so wrong that people can even gets points for reviewing this :)




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You never cease to amaze me. This piece is so brilliantly worded and it makes me think twice about the way that I live. Perhaps I need to put some more "meow" into my life. I would suggest lengthening this a little more and your concluding sentence,

Meow meow meow meow, me meow meow meow meow. Mew meow, me me meow!


Is a bit short. I didn't quite understand what you were trying to get at. I loved your diversity of vocabulary and your choice of words was certainly outstanding. Keep Writing :)

-Gravity




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How well-thought out! It was great!




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How absolutely enlightening!

The language you used was of an eloquence that is rarely ever observed in essay-writing, and it flowed smoothly. There were no jarring bits or vague mentions anywhere! I applaud you on having written this piece, because it certainly provided a delightful insight into the feline mind, leaving nothing to be desired. Very well done! I have a suggestion to make, however...

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow. Meow meow, meow meow.


Now, since you are obviously talking about the enigma that is "mew meow," over here, I would suggest you make use of italics in order to emphasize the overall meow-osity you are trying to convey. Just a suggestion. I loved how deep you went with this sentence, otherwise. It really makes you think. *dabs eyes with a handkerchief*

There is nothing more to say, really. Wondertastic work!

Keep it up, keep writing! :D

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I finally grew some guts to place my poor reviewing skills at the service of this marvelous piece.

The plot flows with a smoothness so perfect, cheese yogurt cannot even come close to a desire to be compared.

The words are so marvelously articulated than even were I to attempt to pick fault with this, my mind would blow.

The power and strength of their meows alone would be sufficient to mesmerize the world population into a peace and state of rapturous joy not known for thousands of years.

The rhythm is sufficiently awesome to revive any number of cardiac arrest patients at any point in time.

Its melody is so sweet to the ears that dogs pine away for this essay to be repeatedly read to them.

The fear of losing this cream of wisdom is so great that billions would give their lives to ensure its continued existence.

That, young readers, is the mark of an immortal essay.

We thank the author with many exultations and hope she may grant us more wisdom in the near future.




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I, for one, am a huge fan of this essay. I thought it was very well crafted, and the wording you chose was extremely elegant. You have an talent. The points you made were very well-supported, and I'm not even exaggerating when I tell you that this piece literally changed my whole world view. Well done, sir cat.

Unfortunately, I showed your essay to my dog, and he did not seem to be quite as impressed as I was. In fact, he was extremely offended. He thought you were being very unfair and biased, and he was even threatening to find and eat you. He gathered up all his dog friends, and now they're in the middle of a very violent riot to find you... just thought I'd warn you.

In his words, he thinks your essay is, "Woof! Grrrr, grrrr, woof. Arf arf grrrr!"

I told him to watch his language, but you know dogs...




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And the Lord said LET THERE BE LIGHT!

And there was.

And it was good. :3

Such emotion, such sheer... sheer... POETRY! That was the word. I lost the word for a sec, but I got it back. You obviously haven't lost your words, though. I found your essay to be exhilarating : P




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*Throws confetti* I have a surprise!! A review!
What this needs is the Meow Meow Meow Kitty Song playing in the background, and then it'll be even better.
There are a few things I need to point out. If this is an essay, you need an introduction, at least three body paragraphs, and a conclusion. Your Introduction is well formatted and done well, as are your first two paragraphs. However, you're missing your third paragraph. Also, your conclusion lacks a lot of ... colour? Emotion! That's the one! It states the points you've made, but maybe add a little more emotion. Put some real anger and sorrow into those words!! You have the beginnings of a masterpiece essay here ... just fix it up, and you'll have cats everywhere going, "Oh wow, never looked at it that way ... damn, he's right!"
(Hopefully we don't have a revolution of the cat! X3)
But, on a side note, you've described everything well, and as I've said, you have nicely structured paragraphs and your introduction is brilliantly written. Keep on keeping on, and I'd love to see more from you!!

Peace out Kitty!! Basil X3




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This. Is. Beatiful.




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/me slaps head




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MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW? MEEEEOOW MEW!!!!

This is wonderful.




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meow meow. Meow, meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow?
a masterpiece of an essay.
-hugs-




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This… speaks to me.




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I... I feel trolled! lol A featured troll! xD

(I seriously thought it was gonna be something fun and interesting. lol)




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It is! :P



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Cheetah says...



Perfect punctuation and grammar. Great job!

Meow,

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What can I say? This is an amazing essay. Your arguments are well thought out and presented. You gave us a lot of information on the topic, but didn't waste time with irrelevant facts. You showcased your obviously extensive vocabulary while keeping it easy to understand. You started well and ended strongly.
This part:Meow, meow meow! Mew mew meow.

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow. Meow meow, meow meow. Meow, mew, meow meow, meow was extremely well written. While I might not agree with everything you say, paticularly here: Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow, mew. I can find no fault in your arguments.
Five stars from me




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Aww thanks! :) I considered your suggestion and revised that part you disagreed with to make it more clear ^.^



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Renard says...



What can I say?

GENIUS

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Lmao! Nice job! Made my day. XD




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This is a great essay!
Even though I am more fluent in dog and jibberish, I can definitely understand the majority of language used in the text.


Firstly, I am glad that you haven't used any improper language for children viewing, as hissing and scratching may offend some non-cat loving people.
Secondly, the use of the word 'Meow!!!' in your second paragraph may have confused some, so I think you may have meant 'Ma Mew!!!' or possibly 'Mew Mew Meow!!!'.
All in all, the grammar and punctuation was pretty good, although I agree with BlueAfrica: your use of exclamation points is un-ideal for such a formal essay.

Quite a masterpiece,
-Odyssey.

Oh, I almost forgot: Meow mew, ma meow mow mew mew.
<3




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BluesClues says...



*adjusts highly academic glasses*

While I appreciate your flawless cat grammar and your beautiful cat diction, I must disapprove of your use of exclamation points in a formal essay. No exclamation points should be used in formal writing, to achieve the sort of ideal, dry stuffiness that is so favored by those of academia.




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wow....just wow. This. Is. Art.




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I'm going to try to review this. My Cat is a little rusty though. (better go oil him! haha...)

Okay, supposing this is supposed to be an actual essay, I'd like to say that the conclusion must be longer. 3-4 sentences is what the English teachers always tell me. Also, I don't think proper essays use more than one exclamation point at a time. So

Meow!!!

does not come off as very proper.

You might think of adding a third body paragraph, but it's okay as it is.

Your intro comes off as a bit choppy, I'd maybe change
Meow meow. Meow meow meow, meow meow.

into one sentence.

Also, I don't think you transition into your points very well, but your points were very clear. I liked your word choice and usage too. You made some points that really got me thinking. It's obvious that you put a lot of thought into your phrasing too.

All joking aside,
I think this was a very humorous "essay" and I really was not expecting it. This is truely one of a kind.
Good job with the punctuation too.
Sorry, it's hard to review this. xD
"meow" doesn't really look like a word anymore. Maybe add in a few more "mews" and maybe a purrr or hiss or two? What other sounds can cats make? Maybe it would break the monotony of just "meows" if you added in like, actions.
Meow, mew. *earflick* Meow mow mow. *tail swish* Meow meow, Meow mew. *Claw the air*
Maybe something like that?

I hope this helps! I Enjoyed this piece.
~fortis




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Hehe, thank you XD *huggles* But I tried to keep it reasonably formal, so I didn't use hisses and other informal things of such a nature :3 And the "!!!" Was merely meant to express the frustration a cat feels after accepting the fact that the days of cat worship are gone XP I thought "!!!" Can sometimes be acceptable :3



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Hello Kitten! It's BlimeyLimey217 here to review!

A few words come to mind when reading a masterpiece such as this essay!

The words, sentences and paragraphs flowed together perfectly! I was in awe of how meaningful it was! I can't wait to read more of your works! :)

Meow, meow ma mow me!

~Love you!




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Meow mew meow meow *purrs* meowwwww meow meow




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Meow :3 *cuddles*



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wakarimasen says...



I happen to be fluent in cat, and I must say, your grammar is flawless! I understand there are some minor variations between the Siamese Cat and Persian dialects, the latter of which I am more familiar with, but I was able to understand every word of it.

Keep up the great work and eat some meow mix!




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Aww thank you! :) I did try my best to keep the dialect as universal as possible while retaining the detail that may be difficult to achieve without resorting to the use of a wide variety of dialects which may seem esoteric to many a cat. Glad you liked it :)




"What is a poet? An unhappy person who hides deep anguish in his heart, but whose lips are so formed that when the sigh and cry pass through them, it sounds like lovely music."
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