Jalapeño

Hello! Hop here with a review! Please, please, please, give me some grace because I have no idea how to review a poem written by a jalapeno but I’m gonna try anyway!!! (Also I just plain suck at reviewing!)

Okay first off. This poem is aMaZiNg. Like I opened it and immediately got hit with spicy rage and rhymes. I was not ready. I was just trying to read something chill and suddenly I’m in a rap battle with a vegetable. (I am totally gonna win (yeah no imma cry. like i like spicy things but also it's too much sometimessss)

The energy is wild. (like me teehee) The pepper is mad. (also like me hehe) The rhymes go way too hard for something that has no plot. (just like my life) I don’t know who gave this jalapeno a voice but it’s loud and angry and I respect it.

Also the connotation is kinda (really) amazing. Like yeah it’s silly but it’s also saying something. Small things can be scary. Spicy things can fight. Snackless cowards beware.

Snackless coward is now stuck in my brain forever. I don’t even know what it means but I feel it in my soul.

This poem makes no sense and yet it makes all the sense. It’s chaos. It’s vibes. It’s a spicy little menace and I love it.

10 out of 10. I fear the pepper. I might be the pepper. I can't eat the pepper.

Stay awesome and keep writing spicy nonsense!!!

Love,

Hopelessly Hop

Hello! This is CATS and I’m here to leave a short review for a short but fun poem! Let’s start!
This is going to be something different from my other reviews. I was praying for something short to read lol.
This reminds me of Takedown from KPDH XD!
It has such a strong, fiery, bold energy that makes the reader catch on fire. I mean, they get very inspired! Also I think this is very unique, fun, and hilarious to read! It gives a serious, yet joking mood. You did really well, my friend, and I have nothing else to say!
Happy Reading, Happy Poetry, Happy RevMo, and Happy Writing!!!
Love,
CATS