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Me, frantically running out my room, breathless: what is turning someone into a ghost called?!





My mom: ...killing them...?





Me:
My mom:
Me: ...No... no like-
My dad: Someone is alive, then you turn them into a ghost.
Me: No... no they are dead. and you make them a ghost?
My brother: *pauses TV in anger*
My mom: Lexi can you help her? Bark once for yes and bark twice for no
Lexi: *Silent in dog*

the funniest fanfiction thing is when Ford is thinking about Stan that is just so obviously wrong like:

Ford:
Sees broken swingset in Stan's mindscape: Oh wow he just doesn't care about our childhood at all then? This has absolutely nothing to the aura of misery that has been surrounding him at all.

meanwhile: METAPHORICAL SWINGSET OF DEPRESSION

ALSO:


Ford: WHY IS HE SMILING? I SHOT HIM WITH A CROSSBOW??? IS HE DEPRESSION??? DID HE WANT TO DIE???? IF I REVIVE HIM WOULD IT BE GOING AGAINST HIS WISHES??? DOES THAT MATTER??? IS HE HAPPY BEING DEAD??? DID HE GO TO HEAVEN???

Stan, bleeding out: hehe hugs =)

update sheudial (ha, as if i have such a thing!)
Villain of the week club chp 2
Timelost chp 2
Guardian falls chp 2
Paper pines chp 3

literally just based on what ive started working on this means nothing

yesterday marks the second time that Stan Pines has hijacked my inner monologue in the middle of the night.

If i had a nickel every time i received a weird letter in the mail with no identification of who it came from i'd have two letters, which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice.

Hello, pleasure to meet you!! I'm just a friendly Raven who noticed some of your reviews floating around the site. I wanted to drop by and say that you're doing a great job! Your reviews look so awesome, thought-out, and helpful!

Happy Thanksgiving yall!
Been trying to figure out that note, bunch of flowers and eyes, I don't know anyone named 'herman' but 'Lw'yrn' is the name of an OC of mine I sometimes would use as a self insert, 'Tasha' is the name of a this girl who lived in the same complex as me who went missing a few months ago, i'm Hope (obviously), uh... FEAR in big bold letters is pretty obvious... Scaryoke is the name of a Gravity Falls episode about zombies, idk why there is 'eggs' pointing at what looks to be a water melon slice? and why delware is underlined, some general 'they are watchings' which based on the amount of eyes on this page, makes sense. one of them says 'they are watching through my eyes.' (Bill is that you? Lol) The big drawing of the Tomato dude in the center eating a flower with an arrow saying poison is weird, did the flower turn him into a tomato? is the tomato poison? is the flower poisonous to tomatoes? Why are there so many tomatoes and flowers on this thing? There also a lot of little flies, and i think a fried egg, salt shaker and horse shoe, (salt shaker and horse shoe instantly make me think Fae) Some 3d box drawings. Interestingly I noticed some scattered letters, but i can't figure out how to make them into a word, 'HHAANI' there is also an equals sign P, but idk if thats a =p or a = P, there might be more letters i haven't found yet, looking at this thing makes my head feel funny for some reason. I just want to shove it in a drawer and forget about it.

bro who leaked my address, got this weird letter today :/
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oh my goodness guys so like, I was listening to music and this ad started playing and it was for Etsy and this girl was giving a compass as a present and it was all heartfelt and it said 'i'm glad I found you - wenda' and the lighting was all warm and fuzzy- then the camera pans out and its FREAKING WALDO. FROM WHERES WALDO. I started laughing out loud at confused my parents.

Alright, i have officially posted a chapter for a fic i've been wanting to write, unfortunately, i keep getting more fic ideas, so i keep wanting to write different things, which is annoying. sO IM JUST GOING TO LIST THEM HERE

Icarus and the Sea - Stangst... with wings!

Timelost - Babysitter Billy~ Time traveling Shermie~ Its like Milo murphy's law but with anxiety! And the stakes are Death!


Paper Pines - I've actually posted two chapters of this one!
Guardian Falls - the one I just posted

Smth Frankenstan - I really love this AU, but I want to read the original fic before I write anything for it.
What's in a name? - the one i wrote a poem about/my spin on Never human.
The Pines Paradox - Variation on TimeStuck where a (much) younger Mabel gets the family Time Travel gene from Shermie (I like time traveling Sherm, can you tell?) and ends up getting stuck in Oregon were do to shenanigans Ford thinks she is an illegitimate child of Stan's... Er, more shenanigan's.

Relativity Reunion Falls - combination of Relativity Falls and Reunion AU, Ford and Stan were separated when they were three because their parents couldn't afford to take care of them both. Ford was raised in Oregon by Grauntie Mabel, while Stan stayed in Glass Shards. They don't meet until they are in highschool, because Stan got expelled from school and gets sent to Gravity Falls HS.

Reverse Portal - I usually HATE how Ford is in reverse portal au's because he is always like 'oh no- i can't save Stanley, its too dangerous!' and best case he is trying to find a safer way to open the portal, but 90% of the time he is just A Jerk and Stan either gets brought home because of the kids or he finds his own way back. So. I actually started this fic in my collection of short stories, but then never worked on it again and have been wanting to edit and redux what I wrote and make it into a full series because (Dang It Ford Is Stupid About Emotions But He Love His Brother.) Also I have a really cool alternate gobblewonker idea. but I doubt i'll ever write this~

Reverse Falls Stangst - Dude there is so much potential here. I've never seen any reverse falls Stangst, this is mostly because a lot of the RF stuff focuses on aging up Dipper and Mabel and making them as s*xualized as possible for some reason, when Stan is Right There being just So Traumatized. He's swapped with Bud for goodness sakes! Like, just imagine, Stan basically rides along the coat tails of RF!Ford (who is basically a supervillain) trying frantically to not get left behind by his brother, and Ford strings him along because he is basically his henchman who punches stuff. So Stan basically followed Ford around like a lost puppy dog his entire life, doing whatever he was supposed to, he started modeling, and did a magic show to make some extra cash, which Ford threw a few Actual Magic Items at to make it good, then Ford is like 'alr we going to Gravity Falls' so ofc Stan follows him, and starts selling used cars while Ford does science in the basement lab. Then he makes this portal, and he just leaves. He doesn't say how long he'll be gone. He doesn't say if he'll come back. He barely even tells Stan he's leaving. And he doesn't come back for thirty years. Thirty years of Stan frantically trying to keep this portal from shutting down so that Ford can Come Home. If he's alive, but of course he's alive, he's Ford. Then Dipper and Mabel's parents die/get divorced or whatever and somehow Stan ends up with custody (or Ford if they still do the name swap), then there are these two, adorable children who love him unconditionally and he is terrorfied that they will abandon him too. So he absolutely spoils the heck out of the twins, Mabel wants dancing lessons? go for it. Dipper wants to use a magical amulet... ehh. its probably fine. He starts that magic show back up with a new name 'the tent of telepathy.' and the twins perform, and they get insanely popular, Great! But Stan is realizing that they are just getting farther and farther away from him, and that they only ever interact with him when they need something, so he gets more and more desperate because these two 12 year olds are the only people he has in his life because he spent his entire childhood and most of his life just trying to get Ford to actually care about him. Then Mabel gets arrested for Giant Robot Related Crimes. And Ford comes back. Not for Stan. But to bail Mabel out of jail. Because apparently he's been watching this whole time through Will, who he sent to go help the kids with their magic act. And whats worse? the kids love Ford, they are fighting for his attention, asking him to teach them magic spells. Stan isn't much higher on the totem pole then Will at this point. No one really seems to notice how hard he is trying to get his family to just notice him, not even care about him at this point. Then he joined whatever this Blind Eye is in RF, (maybe instead of forgetting, its about obsessing over certain memories?) he keeps seeing Pacifica's perfect family and how they all care about each other and he just accepts that they aren't going to love him, and at first he blames himself, but then he realizes that they don't seem to actually care about each other either. Mabel and Dipper fight all the time, like how he and Ford did, but he realizes that there isn't any familial care behind that, and how Ford didn't even really seem to care about him when they were kids too. At the same time Dipper is getting a parallel character arc, (in whatever this version of Nw mansion Mystery would be) and he starts trying to actually be friends with Mabel, but she obviously is like 'no ew.' and he gets sad. then he talks to Stan about it and they have a Bonding. Then when alternate Weirdmaggeon happens (since Will is lightweight, it would probably be either a mabelgeddon or a Fordmageddon) Pacfica gives Mabel or Ford (Whoever is not currently ending the world) the whole 'be someone worth loving' speech, and the good guys end up stopping whoever it is using the memory gun (yk i actually like the whole 'reliving memories' thin) and at the end the entire town is giving the Gleeful's dirty looks and Ford is just like. "Well. I think i'm going to go take my entire family on a boat, and get as Far Away From Here as a possibly can before someone gets murdered," and there is like, an epilogue of the two sets of twins slowly healing their relasonships and becoming less dysfunctional and being a crime family with no regards for human life together....
you can tell i've thought about this huh.

Hey btw I think my pms come through very slowly (i sent one over an hour ago and its still in outbox), just wanted to let you know that it may be a while till you get my messages

After thirty years, he's back. It seems like he's not the only one.

The Fae Realm is not kind to its human captives, especially nameless brats who insist on being called 'Pines' because it was written in Sharpie on a soccer ball.

They say that Stan Pines never wore red, bought salt, and always made sure his silverware was made of real silver. Hard to guess why. Everyone in Gravity Fall's has their quirks.