15 Reasons Why Daleks Don't Have Showers
1. Shower cubicles are often quite small, they would have a tremendous amount of trouble getting in and out.
2. Daleks aren't very 'touchy' creatures. Every time a drop of water hit them they would shout EXTERMINATE!
3. But before that, how would they even turn the knob to get the water running?
4. And are daleks actually wateproof? I mean, we've seen rusty daleks before.
5. Each time the dalek shouts EXTERMINATE, it will try to destroy the water drop which hit it.
6. The shower wouldn't be a shower for very long.
7. If the shower wall is made to resist lasers, the dalek would probably end up destroying itself.
8. And there would be no dalek to take a shower in the first place.
9. Everyone knows that water drops can drive a person mad. What about daleks?
10. The universe does not want even more mad daleks.
11. Although I doubt they actually need showers. It would be a waste of water.
12. But if a dalek did decide that it wanted a shower, word would spread and all showers would be taken over by daleks.
13. And water would drip on them and they would go mad and EXTERMINATE.
14. And basically there would be lasers flying around everywhere on earth and on other planets with showers.
15. And the universe would end up being exterminated because a dalek had a shower.