Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted but now no one wants to talk to you.

I wish someone would post in the Tavern.

Granted, but it's a really boring post.

I wish that I wasn't scared to call people on the phone.

So am I!

Know you talk on the phone WAY to much!

I wish I could sing.

Granted but now you sing everything you say.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Granted. Now you can sing wonderfully, but you are extremely ugly, so they have you sing and another girl lip-sinc.

I wish Iiscraftywriter had a llama to save her in the field of rubber duckies.

granted, but the field of rubber duckies is 2D (on paper, not moving)

I wish I had no sister.

Granted but now you have no family.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish :points:

Granted- now you wish they hadn't.

I wish I knew the exact value of pi.

(Chuck Norris does.)

Granted, but the revelation is so mind-blowing that it . . . blows your mind.

I wish I was more athletic.

Granted but now that you can lift weights and such the strain is so great that you tear all of your muscles.

I wish there was more time in a day.

Granted, but no one ever gets enough sleep and therefore they die young, so nothing is really gained by the extra time anyway. :\

I wish I was not bored.

Granted, but now you are so busy you constantly wish you were once again escaping into the blissful realm of boredom.

I wish I had more money in my iTunes account.

Granted, but now you don't have money in your bank account.
I wish my math quiz wasn't tomorrow.

Granted; it is now. *hands quiz*

I wish I had a brownie!

Granted, but the sugar is actually powdered swords, so it kills you.

I wish I could go to an art class.