Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted but now you can't read English.

I wish it would snow.

Granted; it snows so much that you're sick of it.

I wish I didn't have strep anymore. x.x

granted, now you have a staph infection(Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus)

I wish I would see a 'C' on someone's hand.

Granted, but then the Black Spot appears on your hand and a pirate kills you.

I wish my new school didn't have such a horrific dress code.

Granted but now you have to wear formal clothes to school.
I wish I wasn't going to fail French.

(I actually would love wearing formal clothes to school!)

Granted, but now you fail at life.

I wish airplanes in the night sky were shooting stars.

Granted, but now you can't make wishes on them because they're airplanes, not stars.

I wish I felt more prepared for college life.

Now you are extremely over prepared and go to college for eight years.


I wish... I could've got flowers on Valentine (Single People Discrimination) Day.

Granted. You could have, but you still don't.
I wish Iisacraftywriter got chocolates for Valentine's Day.

Aw.

Granted, but you have to buy them for her.

I wish slackers, potheads, and social outcasts weren't the only people attracted to me.

Granted but now everyone's attracted to you.

I wish my anthropology exam was canceled tomorrow.

Granted, but now you ahve hours of studying going to waste.

I wish that my mother would stop being so paranoid.

Aw! Thank you Pundit! <3 You rock.

Now your mother doesn't care about a single thing you do. Not your accomplishments, sporting events, nothing.

I wish I hadn't sprained my wrist.

(unfortunately they taste like computer monitor and Windex)

Granted- now it's broken.

I wish that I had a pet ankylosaurus.

Granted, but it accidentally plows you over as it lumbers for food.

I wish it was spring.