Corrupt a Wish 2

by Skorpionne » Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:50 pm

I wish there was some kind of convention where all of YWS got to meet in the flesh.

So do I! That would be so awesome!

Granted; your dog cusses you out.

I wish "American Idol" didn't make me so sad.

Granted, but you don't have any books in it.

I wish I could get a seat on the bus.

Granted, but it's a nasty seat with gum on it and noisy people around it.

I wish the SAT wouldn't happen for another month.

Ranger Hawk wrote:I wish the SAT wouldn't happen for another month.

You think you have it bad! Instead of having to do SATs at the end of year 9, we have to do THREE assessed tasks EVERY YEAR!

Granted, but now you're taking a heap of different tests this month.

I wish that reviews would write themselves.

Granted; when it does happen, it's thrice as hard.

I wish I could upload these blasted photos.

Granted, but no one sees them

I wish I could have a fridge in my room

Granted, but it breaks and shorts out your room every five minutes.

I wish that I wasn't sick while I had all my performances going on. >.<

Granted, but now everyone else is sick

I wish I could have smilie of my face

Granted, but it's permanent and you have to give a serious speech tomorrow.

I wish my French paper would translate itself.

It translated itself to ancient Greek instead of English.

I wish for fish.

You get a white shark that thinks you are a tasty sea lion.

I wish I could go to an Ivy League college.

Granted. They all want you, but you get a much better deal from Oxford, so you go there instead.

I wish Warrior Princess was the Baroness de Thénard in a production of Les Misérables

Granted, but then I show up at your wedding.

I wish Pundit was Frollo from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame."

Granted. His evil has infected all of YWS.

I wish I could master the art of being cute.