Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but you accidentally stumble into a new dimension where mornings do not exist, rendering being a morning person useless.

I wish I could have snacks before bed without losing my ability to fall asleep temporarily

Granted, but you then discover that there's poisen in your snacks. (Sorry!)

I wish my Biography of Nelson Mandela was done.

Granted, but then Nelson Mandela dies.

I wish snow wasn't so darn cold.

Granted, but now it's so hot that it burns everything it lands on.

I wish I wasn't feeling so miserable. >.<

I don't wanna corrupt this one. >.<

Granted, but now you have a piece of cake.

I wish that mornings weren't so ridiculously.... ridiculous.

Granted, but now they're ridiculously unridiculous.

I wish I knew.

Granted, but now you wish that you didn't.

I wish that I could teleport places. Or like... have a hearthstone thing. (Don't judge me!)

Granted, but then you lose this ability in the middle of a swamp.

I wish for blessed sleep.

Granted, but its to deep and you drown in the sudden flash flood that hits your house.

I wish I had the power walk through walls

Granted, but you get stuck in them, too.

I wish I owned season one of Castle. :O

Granted, but you must trade away all your worldly possessions to gain it.

I wish that weekends consisted of four days instead of two.

Granted, but now you only have 3 weekends per month. I wish YWS chat wouldn't keep dying.

Granted, but then Nate dies, and YWS shuts down forever.

Now I feel bad for killing Nate.

I wish I didn't.

Granted, but now he's changed the page into Chinese as revenge for killing him in the first place.

I wish I could read Chinese.