Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted but you are the model and you have to stay still until they finish painting you in a petticoat and blouse.

I wish my morning class was canceled tomorrow.

granted, but they were cancelled for your best friends funeral.(I'm so evil)

I wish lady gaga would wear a tee shirt and jeans to a concert.

(So do I.) -_-

Granted, but then she takes them off in front of the whole crowd. Sucks for ya'll.

I wish it was morally acceptable to date more than one person at a time. XD

Warrior Princess wrote:Granted, but no one ever gets enough sleep and therefore they die young, so nothing is really gained by the extra time anyway. :\

*Um, what did you think the extra time was for?*

Granted but you can't find two people who would be willing to share you.

I wish Warrior Princess had a pet tarantula.

granted, but it dies the second after she gets it so it's pointless.

I wish i knew the meaning of life.

Pundit wrote:
I wish Warrior Princess had a pet tarantula.

SSSSPPPPIIIIDDDDEEEERRRR!!!!

Granted, but your mortal mind cannot wrap itself around the revelation and therefore implodes.

I wish I was not in this stupid class.

Granted, but you're in an even worse one.

I wish I could travel around my novel's world.

Granted, but then one of your characters kills you.

I wish I had pizza.

Granted, but it arrives a year late.

I wish I could finish my novel.

Granted, but then your novel finishes you.

I wish I didn't have SO much homework.

Granted, but now you get a lot of homework tomorrow.
I wish my homework was done.

So do I.
Granted, but it's across the world from you.

I wish there was some kind of convention where all of YWS got to meet in the flesh.

Fine, but it's held in D.C.
I wish my paper wasn't due tomorrow.

Granted. Give it here; it's due in now.

I wish for awesomeness.

Granted, but then you move to Antartica where only penguins think your awesome.

I wish to be able to talk with my dog