Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted, but then some moron decides to make every day St. Patrick's Day.

I wish I understood this movie.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but then you hate the movie for the rest of your life and scream when you hear it's name.
God gives us our relatives - thank God we can choose our friends.
- Ethel Watts Mumford

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
- Walter Winchell

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I wish I didn't have writer's ADD. >.<
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted, but now you have a rabid possum.

I wish I had a rabid possum like Ranger.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but it bites you and then you're rabid and th- AHHH!

I wish I had a rabies vaccine.




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Granted, but it's in the developmental process and doesn't quite work and now WP's rabid possum's coming after you!

I wish I was far, far away from all of these rabid possums.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted. Now you're in Chile, taking part in Lewis Dodgson's rabies vaccine test. You'd be better off taking your chances with the opossum.

I wish everyone in the world was gay.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
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Awesome! I pick Natalie Portman as my new wife!! :mrgreen:

Granted, but now the race dies out because no one is able to make babies.

I wish gay people could have children together!
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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(They can.)

Granted, but they're simply too awesome.

I wish that I wasn't sick anymore.




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(I meant like, biologically produce children by . . . never mind.)

Granted, but now your best friend is.

I wish my conscience didn't prick me every time I corrupt someone's wish. :(
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted but now it slashes you.

I wish I could come up with a good story idea.




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Granted, but nobody else think it's good.

I wish I did not have to put on makeup.
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With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but now everyone wants your secret for looking gorgeous without it and you no longer have any privacy in your life whatsoever.

I wish I had come up with a better way to corrupt that wish.
Colossal Compendium of Complications and Confusion = MY LIFE




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Granted but now your karma comes back and eats you alive.

I wish I had a million points.




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Granted but then people constantly pester you to give them some.

I wish I knew what to talk about with people.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle



I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart; I am, I am, I am.
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