Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted, but now you're so cute someone eats you.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow




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Granted; now you have too much work.

I wish my geometry teacher would kindly shut up.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted; now you don't learn anything and fail your geometry test.

I wish I didn't feel like I'm going to faint.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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(I already know everything in that class. Not even kidding.) :D

Granted; now you feel like you're going to throw up.

I wish my dad was not so stodgily conservative.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but now he is stodgily liberal.

I wish I wasn't so emotional all the time.
When all you have is nothing, there is alot to go around.




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Granted but now your'e emotionless

I wish I could remember all my lines
With friends and courage one can stand against all foes, for neither man nor God can conquer those who are not alone

"109 in the sky but the pigs won't quit"

GLBT it doesn't matterone thing doesn't change who we are




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Granted, but now they never leave your head.

I wish my Dad owned a house.
When all you have is nothing, there is alot to go around.




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Aw. I don't wanna corrupt that. :(

Granted; but now he owns a nice car too! :D

I wish I owned a car. :|
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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granted but you don't have keys.

I wish I could fly!
Light one candle instead of cursing the darkness.




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Granted, but you get the sun in your eyes and fly into a wall.

I wish I was more athletic.
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow




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Granted; now you are no longer smart.

I wish I had a cupcake.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but it's made of human flesh. (To go with your pie)

I wish I had a $500 gift card to Books-A-Million!
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow




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Win.

Granted; you can only buy crappy Harlequin novels.

I wish I looked like Natalie Portman.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but you turn into the Black Swan and die.

I wish I could teleport.
It is better to travel well than to arrive.
-Buddha




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Granted, but half of your body gets left behind in the process. Messy.

I wish all the snow here would melt already!
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle



Ghosts, demons, and ghouls cannot scare the cat's underling.
— TheMulticoloredCyr