Corrupt a Wish 2

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Warrior Princess
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Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:57 pm
Warrior Princess says... · Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:57 pm
Granted, but they also left a bomb.

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I didn't have to move to another city. :(
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Alz
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:46 am
Alz says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:46 am
Granted, but now you live in the middle of nowhere by yourself.

I wish that my family could all be together right now.
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Pundit
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:58 am
Pundit says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:58 am
Granted. Your <i>entire</i> family is now together. Including all the dead people. You are locked in with no way out and a bunch of rotting corpses, with nothing to eat but the corpses(or each other).

I wish I never had to write another essay.
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Lumi
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:49 am
Lumi says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:49 am
Granted; now you must take a math exam for every essay you do not have to write.

I wish my tummy would stop hurting.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


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Skorpionne
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:20 pm
Skorpionne says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:20 pm
(Oops! Sorry.)

Granted, but now your head hurts.

I wish I could drag myself off this thread and actually do some reviewing for reviewing day. XD
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fictionfanatic
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:36 pm
fictionfanatic says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:36 pm
Granted, but then you can never come back! Hahaha

I wish my friend didn't hate me because I tried to resolve a problem between her and my other friend whom she hates
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Button
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:44 pm
Button says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:44 pm
(Aww, I feel bad corrupting this one >.<)
Granted, but then she's really mean even when she isn't trying to be.

I wish that all of my exams would go away. I still have two left, even though they were supposed to be all done last week.




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Skorpionne
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:45 pm
Skorpionne says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:45 pm
Granted. They go away....to your house.

I wish the sun would come out.
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fictionfanatic
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:54 pm
fictionfanatic says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:54 pm
(Persephonia, same here. They got delayed and pushed back because snow closed the school all week. I have to take two tomorrow)

Granted, but then you get really REALLY bad sun burn.

I wish I had headache medicine right now
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Button
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:57 pm
Button says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:57 pm
Granted, but it's been laced with crazy drugs and you start hallucinating. D:

I wish that I understood Existentialism better: our teacher gave us 26 pages of reading material on it this week, and the test is tomorrow. : o




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Skorpionne
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:25 pm
Skorpionne says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:25 pm
Granted, but now you understand it so well your teacher accuses you of cheating on the test.

I wish our team had won the Kid's Lit Quiz instead of coming regional third.
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Lumi
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:02 pm
Lumi says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:02 pm
Granted; however, it is opposite day and therefore you lose even more than you did to begin with.

I wish I had a genie.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Skorpionne
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:04 pm
Skorpionne says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:04 pm
Granted, but he's a corrupt-a-wish genie. Just like this thread.

I wish for world peace!
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Sunshine
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:31 am
Sunshine says... · Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:31 am
Granted but now you brung global warming into the world and 100 times worse.

I wish Skorpionne hadn't left me a good wish.
I have loved the words and I have hated them. I only hope I have made them right.

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Lumi
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:31 am
Lumi says... · Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:31 am
Granted, but my corrupt-a-wish genie leaves one evil person in the world.

I wish that one evil person was good.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.



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