Corrupt a Wish 2

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Warrior Princess
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Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:57 pm
Warrior Princess says... · Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:57 pm
Granted, but they also left a bomb.

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I didn't have to move to another city. :(
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Alz
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:46 am
Alz says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:46 am
Granted, but now you live in the middle of nowhere by yourself.

I wish that my family could all be together right now.
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Pundit
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:58 am
Pundit says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:58 am
Granted. Your <i>entire</i> family is now together. Including all the dead people. You are locked in with no way out and a bunch of rotting corpses, with nothing to eat but the corpses(or each other).

I wish I never had to write another essay.
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Lumi
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:49 am
Lumi says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:49 am
Granted; now you must take a math exam for every essay you do not have to write.

I wish my tummy would stop hurting.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


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Skorpionne
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:20 pm
Skorpionne says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:20 pm
(Oops! Sorry.)

Granted, but now your head hurts.

I wish I could drag myself off this thread and actually do some reviewing for reviewing day. XD
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fictionfanatic
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:36 pm
fictionfanatic says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:36 pm
Granted, but then you can never come back! Hahaha

I wish my friend didn't hate me because I tried to resolve a problem between her and my other friend whom she hates
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Button
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:44 pm
Button says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:44 pm
(Aww, I feel bad corrupting this one >.<)
Granted, but then she's really mean even when she isn't trying to be.

I wish that all of my exams would go away. I still have two left, even though they were supposed to be all done last week.




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Skorpionne
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:45 pm
Skorpionne says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:45 pm
Granted. They go away....to your house.

I wish the sun would come out.
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fictionfanatic
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:54 pm
fictionfanatic says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:54 pm
(Persephonia, same here. They got delayed and pushed back because snow closed the school all week. I have to take two tomorrow)

Granted, but then you get really REALLY bad sun burn.

I wish I had headache medicine right now
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Button
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:57 pm
Button says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:57 pm
Granted, but it's been laced with crazy drugs and you start hallucinating. D:

I wish that I understood Existentialism better: our teacher gave us 26 pages of reading material on it this week, and the test is tomorrow. : o




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Skorpionne
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:25 pm
Skorpionne says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:25 pm
Granted, but now you understand it so well your teacher accuses you of cheating on the test.

I wish our team had won the Kid's Lit Quiz instead of coming regional third.
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Lumi
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:02 pm
Lumi says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:02 pm
Granted; however, it is opposite day and therefore you lose even more than you did to begin with.

I wish I had a genie.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Skorpionne
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Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:04 pm
Skorpionne says... · Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:04 pm
Granted, but he's a corrupt-a-wish genie. Just like this thread.

I wish for world peace!
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Sunshine
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:31 am
Sunshine says... · Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:31 am
Granted but now you brung global warming into the world and 100 times worse.

I wish Skorpionne hadn't left me a good wish.
I have loved the words and I have hated them. I only hope I have made them right.

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Lumi
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:31 am
Lumi says... · Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:31 am
Granted, but my corrupt-a-wish genie leaves one evil person in the world.

I wish that one evil person was good.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.



You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.
— Madeleine L'Engle, Author