Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but then they try to eat you.

I wish my computer would stop freezing up.

Granted, but now all computers in the world freeze up, and you're attacked by all of YWS for depriving them of this site!

I wish my coldsore would vanish.

Granted, but another one appears.

I wish my jaw sprain/strain-whatever-stupid-thing-this-is would go away, and that I could stop gritting my teeth while I sleep.

Granted, but then you die. Sorry.

I wish for at least one writer in every class in every school in the world.

Ouch!
Granted, but they catch a disease limited to writer-y people.

I wish that I could talk to trees. Trees are cool.

Granted, but you accidently insult them.

I wish for non-corruptable wishes.

Granted, but this awesome thread no longer works.

I wish more people would browse the lyrics forum.

Granted; no one does anything but browse.

I wish that I could sleep. Again.

Granted but you just took two sleeping pills and now you're in the state of Insomnia.

(why the negative one age by the way? lol)

I wish there'd be no classes tomorrow. 8D

Granted; however, you must have five extra classes in their place.
(I'm just checking something while my birthday rolls around, lol - I didn't expect it to actually be negative-one)

I wish I had some lemonade.

Granted, but it's syrupy and gross.

I wish that I could write prose.

Granted, but now you can't write anything else.

I wish it wasn't snowing here.

(me too)
Granted, but it turns into a desert.

I wish that I could go hiking in non-snow covered mountains.

(hehe that's not too bad, since it's already the high desert)
Granted, but now all of the bears think it's spring and come out to prowl around the trails.

I wish I could take fencing lessons (as in sword-fighting, for any of you smart-alecks out there).

(I TOTALLY DID THAT LAST YEAR! )

Granted, but you hate it.

I wish that I had a soundtrack to my life.