Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted, but now ten good people are evil.

I wish I wasn't behind in my schoolwork.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted; your exam cat has returned to help you along.

I wish I had pie.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted, but it's the dreaded already-consumed biscuit pie.

I wish this exam cat would scat.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Nooooo!

Granted; however, it scats in the musical way. Exam scat cat.

I wish I had food that is not nasty biscuit pie.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted, but--you set yourself up for this one--the food is a very moldy cheeseburger. And you have to eat the whole thing.

I wish I knew what an exam cat was!
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, and now it's yours! (it's a cat that brings about nasty exams, by the way)

I wish I was more talkative.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted; you are now so talkative that you are found annoying by anyone and everyone around you.

I wish my roommate would lose his ability to talk or make noise.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted, but now he constantly brings his noisy friends over.

I wish more adventures happened in my life.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted; however, your loved ones are now in constant peril due to your adventurous life.

I wish I could have Radiohead in my head all day.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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:D
Granted, but it's only one song, and even THEIR music becomes annoying.

I wish the pigeons outside my window would go away.




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Granted; they are now replaced by a horde of pigeon-sounding dragons.

I wish I had something good to drink.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted, but now you can't sleep because it was an energy drink.

I wish that for one day everyone and anyone could say exactly what they wanted without ridicule.
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Granted; the next day, you are ridiculed.

I wish I had more time.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted, but you procrastinate all the time away, until you have none left
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Granted? I think?
Yes.
Granted, but then something bad happens.

I wish that I could ride dragons. They exist. Believe me.



Every time I’ve gotten feedback that was hard to take it was usually hard to take because there was truth in it and I didn’t like that (or didn’t want to receive it). That’s not to say all harsh feedback is good or that we should be harsh for harshness’ sake, but learning to absorb truth without letting it break your inner core/break you is a lifelong skill that keeps your mind elastic and open to learning.
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