Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but now ten good people are evil.

I wish I wasn't behind in my schoolwork.

Granted; your exam cat has returned to help you along.

I wish I had pie.

Granted, but it's the dreaded already-consumed biscuit pie.

I wish this exam cat would scat.

Nooooo!

Granted; however, it scats in the musical way. Exam scat cat.

I wish I had food that is not nasty biscuit pie.

Granted, but--you set yourself up for this one--the food is a very moldy cheeseburger. And you have to eat the whole thing.

I wish I knew what an exam cat was!

Granted, and now it's yours! (it's a cat that brings about nasty exams, by the way)

I wish I was more talkative.

Granted; you are now so talkative that you are found annoying by anyone and everyone around you.

I wish my roommate would lose his ability to talk or make noise.

Granted, but now he constantly brings his noisy friends over.

I wish more adventures happened in my life.

Granted; however, your loved ones are now in constant peril due to your adventurous life.

I wish I could have Radiohead in my head all day.

Granted, but it's only one song, and even THEIR music becomes annoying.

I wish the pigeons outside my window would go away.

Granted; they are now replaced by a horde of pigeon-sounding dragons.

I wish I had something good to drink.

Granted, but now you can't sleep because it was an energy drink.

I wish that for one day everyone and anyone could say exactly what they wanted without ridicule.

Granted; the next day, you are ridiculed.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, but you procrastinate all the time away, until you have none left

Granted? I think?
Yes.
Granted, but then something bad happens.

I wish that I could ride dragons. They exist. Believe me.