Corrupt a Wish 2

(TOTALLY JEALOUS XD )
Granted, but it's a laaame soundtrack. With songs by Justin Beiber.

I wish that The Three Musketeers would hurry up and come out already.

AHHHHH.
Granted, but it's awful. Awfully, awfully, awful.


I wish that I could lick my elbow.

Granted, but you discover that people don't lick their elbows for a very good reason...they taste very bad.

I wish I didn't forget to take my medicine every day.

Granted, but it's gross tasting.

I wish that I could have a GOOD soundtrack playing in my head all day.

Granted, but then your mental radio gets stuck on a station you hate.

I wish....I just wish.

Granted, but then I come along and corrupt this abstract wish with something truly horrible.

I wish I could get a big, fat A on this research paper that I have made so many sacrifices for.

Granted, but you have to make double the sacrifices.

I wish that I didn't have TMJ.

Granted; now you have carpal tunnel. Like me.

I wish I didn't have carpal tunnel.

Granted: now you have TMJ.

I wish that I didn't have Czech class today. Or tomorrow. Or... ever.

Granted; you must now take a class on the dissection of Charles Dickens' Great Expectation.

I wish I had more Nerds.

Granted, but they're somehow mushy.

I wish they had non-mushy Nerds in this country D:

Granted; they are hard as rocks.

I wish I would win this Cuddles contest. >.>

Granted, but your username gets changed anyways.

I wish that I could play the accordion and tapdance simultaneously.

Granted; you trip and fall on your A-flat key.

I wish my roommate would shut up. -_-

Granted, but now he's learning opera.

I wish that trees were better dancers.