Corrupt a Wish 2

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Ranger Hawk
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:42 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:42 pm
(TOTALLY JEALOUS XD )
Granted, but it's a laaame soundtrack. With songs by Justin Beiber.

I wish that The Three Musketeers would hurry up and come out already. :D
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Button
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:47 pm
Button says... · Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:47 pm
AHHHHH.
Granted, but it's awful. Awfully, awfully, awful.


I wish that I could lick my elbow.




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Ranger Hawk
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:05 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:05 pm
Granted, but you discover that people don't lick their elbows for a very good reason...they taste very bad.

I wish I didn't forget to take my medicine every day.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:10 pm
Button says... · Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:10 pm
Granted, but it's gross tasting.

I wish that I could have a GOOD soundtrack playing in my head all day.




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Skorpionne
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:07 pm
Skorpionne says... · Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:07 pm
Granted, but then your mental radio gets stuck on a station you hate.

I wish....I just wish.
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Warrior Princess
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:19 am
Warrior Princess says... · Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:19 am
Granted, but then I come along and corrupt this abstract wish with something truly horrible.

I wish I could get a big, fat A on this research paper that I have made so many sacrifices for.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Button
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:16 am
Button says... · Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:16 am
Granted, but you have to make double the sacrifices.

I wish that I didn't have TMJ.




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Lumi
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:18 am
Lumi says... · Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:18 am
Granted; now you have carpal tunnel. Like me.

I wish I didn't have carpal tunnel.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


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Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:24 am
Button says... · Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:24 am
Granted: now you have TMJ.

I wish that I didn't have Czech class today. Or tomorrow. Or... ever.




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Lumi
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:25 am
Lumi says... · Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:25 am
Granted; you must now take a class on the dissection of Charles Dickens' Great Expectation.

I wish I had more Nerds.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:27 am
Button says... · Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:27 am
Granted, but they're somehow mushy.

I wish they had non-mushy Nerds in this country D:




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Lumi
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:32 am
Lumi says... · Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:32 am
Granted; they are hard as rocks.

I wish I would win this Cuddles contest. >.>
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:48 am
Button says... · Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:48 am
Granted, but your username gets changed anyways.

I wish that I could play the accordion and tapdance simultaneously.




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Lumi
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:09 am
Lumi says... · Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:09 am
Granted; you trip and fall on your A-flat key.

I wish my roommate would shut up. -_-
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Button
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:13 am
Button says... · Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:13 am
Granted, but now he's learning opera.

I wish that trees were better dancers.



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