Corrupt a Wish 2

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Rascalover
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Fri May 15, 2009 12:17 am
Rascalover says... · Fri May 15, 2009 12:17 am
Granted but they're really transvestites and are two feet tall midgets.

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Phantomofthebasket
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Sat May 16, 2009 3:33 am
Phantomofthebasket says... · Sat May 16, 2009 3:33 am
Granted, but it inspires them to murder little children.
(What kind of book did you write!? =P)

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Exialac
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:11 am
Exialac says... · Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:11 am
Granted,but you get run over with a double decker bus full of rabid tigers. (have fun :))

I wish the love that Em and I share will be everlastingly euphoric.
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Lauren2010
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:09 pm
Lauren2010 says... · Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:09 pm
Granted, but one day a serial killer who hates everlasting and euphoric love kills Em, now you are completely alone.

I wish my room would magically clean itself
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Exialac
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:15 am
Exialac says... · Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:15 am
Granted but a plane crashed through your room (donnie darko)
I wish Orlando Magic would win the playoffs!
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Ruth
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:40 am
Ruth says... · Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:40 am
Granted, but moments later an alien mothership abducted them for testing on their skills in... um... whichever sport it is they play!

I wish my best friend wasn't in love with a total idiot who is completely wrong for her.
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Exialac
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:46 am
Exialac says... · Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:46 am
Granted but she falls in love with you.

I wish I had a cheesecake right now.
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Lauren2010
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:01 pm
Lauren2010 says... · Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:01 pm
Granted but it's huge and after you finish eating it you die of extreme sugar intake.

I wish it would stop raining
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Exialac
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Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:49 am
Exialac says... · Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:49 am
(Wow I wrote something like that in the bunny kill post)
granted but it snows inside your house. :twisted:

I wish my bunny kill post was shorter. (sad face)
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Lauren2010
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Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:41 pm
Lauren2010 says... · Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:41 pm
granted, but because it's so short no one else posts and the storybook dies.

I wish I had better things to wish for
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Ruth
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:55 am
Ruth says... · Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:55 am
Granted, but then you put them all on this forum and people keep corrupting them.

I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow
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WhiteTiger93
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:05 am
WhiteTiger93 says... · Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:05 am
Granted, your exams were rescheduled for next week and are ten times harder since you had more time to study.

I wish that I wasn't so predictable
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nixonblitzen
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:30 am
nixonblitzen says... · Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:30 am
Granted, but then you shave half your head, put on a kilt, and go dancing through the street and all your neighbors move away.


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~Volant~
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Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:04 am
~Volant~ says... · Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:04 am
Granted, but you speak in an ancient and dead Native American language that no one understands.

I wish summer wasn't so short.
Where are we going?




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Phantomofthebasket
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Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:08 am
Phantomofthebasket says... · Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:08 am
Granted, but throughout the whole summer, you get no internet access nor can you see any of your friends--family only the whole entire time.

I wish that I didn't have to share my laptop with my family.
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