Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted. It's bigger, but it no longer works.

I wish I could write poetry like I used to.
"I hate the word 'Truce'. It means 'Fun's over'." ~My little sister




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Granted. You now write poetry like you did when you were three years old.

I wish my novel would edit itself so that I didn't have to do it.
"Let's eat, Grandma!" as opposed to "Let's eat Grandma!": punctuation saves lives.




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granted. your novel now is edited, and completely changed.

i wish i could write songs like anthony keidis




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Granted, but Anthony Keidis begins writing songs that sound like they were written in first grade.

I wish my writing was better.
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
-Ernest Hemingway




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Granted, but your computer melted and all of your files are gone.

I wish I could fly.
“Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.” Anton Chekhov




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Granted, but in order to do so, you turn into a mosquito permanently.

I wish that I owned the Library of Congress.
#TNT

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
-- Robert Frost

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Granted, but as soon as anyone touches the books, the will crumble to a dust.

I wish gravity was half what it is now.
I am a traveler coming to a crossroads
Searching for a signpost
But realizing there isn't one.

I am baby bird in the nest
Eager to taste the freedom of the skies
But afraid to jump




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Granted, but now I didn't get that wish and everyone's head explodes.

I wish I had a bag of RingPops right now.
Is he dancing with a little boy in spandex?!

~Papa Doorbell




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Granted, but your icky brother has licked each one, already.

I wish I had my own private island.
Formerly known as Vivacious.

Full of Cliches:a challenge to see who can write a piece with the most cliches.




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Granted, but said island is so small it can't even fit a toddler.

I wish I had a cat.
Why do I keep having this scary nightmare...The one where I went mad and killed you with my own hands.

-Loyal AS fan-




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Granted, but you become allergic and your mother refuses to let you keep it.

I wish that I didn't have a maths test tomorrow.




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Granted. You have a physics test.

I wish I could find my guitar capo >.<
I have an idea about these voices I hear
They're audible to everyone
Everyone but me




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granted, but its broken

i wish johnny cash was alive again




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Granted, but you have to give your life for him to live again

I wish I had chinese food. (:
Hermione, shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting! 20 points from Gryffindor. You know, for the brightest witch of your age you can sure be a dumba** sometimes. *smiles* 10 points to Dumbledore!

~A Very Potter Musical - Dumbledore




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^Granted, it's cat.

I wish for a Hummer-limousine full of beautiful women.
Semper Fidelis

"If I became a philosopher, if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting, it's all been to seduce women basically. "

-Jean-Paul Sartre



If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
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