Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted...but a troll with scissors runs by so fast that you don't even see him and he slices the card in half with his awesome ninja trollnessness.

YOu didn't post a wish Elly

I wish I could do my homeworks without being interrupted

I did, too. It's just invisible so you can't corrupt it unless you say the secret word.

Granted, but when you're done a leprechaun steels it and runs to the end of the rainbow which doesn't exist.

Then, since your wish isinvisible then I'll buy some paint and throw it to it so I can see it and I'll corrupt it.


I wish my wish was invisible too.

Granted, but the wish can talk and told me what it was.

I wish I had a choclate elephant.

Granted, but the elephant melts in the sun.

I wish I had a wish that I wouldn't tell, so that it comes true.

Granted, but it told me what it was, and so it didn't come true :\


I wish that Twilight Characters were real people - and so were vampires (Nice ones. Stephenie Meyer-esque ones)

Granted, but you're not alive when vampires are discovered to be real.

I wish I had all the knowledge in the world.

Granted, but everyone else also gets all the knowledge in the world, so your knowledge is nothing special.

I wish vampires didn't sparkle in the sunlight. ;D

Granted, instead they glow.

I wish I could read people's minds

Granted, but the constant noise and knowing things you REALLY didn't want to know (and the graphic replays of people at it, if you get my drift (were discussing this on the bus this morning, sorry)) drove you insane and so you jumped off a bridge and DIED.

I wish that I was in New Zealand RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND!

Granted, but the teleporation system jams and you end up there in itty bitty pieces.

I wish my novel wouldn't be so stubborn. =.=

Granted, but it ended up writing itself and when you tried to stop it, the computer savaged your hand, lol.

I wish that the people who were our true loves lit up so we knew who they were.

Granted, but they glow insanely brightly and there's no way to turn them off, making it difficult to fall asleep at night and embarrassing to go out in public. On the bright side, you don't have to pay to replace lightbulbs any more!

I wish that I could become an amazing singer without even trying.

Granted, but after you got a record deal and became super rich, you got a drug addiction and died of an overdose whilst tragically young.

I wish that I was incredibly beautiful and amazingly popular.