Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but only because your laptop breaks beyond repair.

I wish that my laptop wasn't a peice of crap. (;

Granted, it's a piece of trash instead. ^_^

I wish that Stephanie Meyer suddenly developed an aversion to writing things down.

Granted, but then the crazy fan girls blame you for it and tear you to shreads.

I wish that I wasn't so lazy (;

Granted, but your work is pointless and no one can appreciate it.

I really really wish I could get my paws on a copy of "Vampire Hunter D" in English.

Granted but before you can read it a stray cat attacks you and tears it apart.

I wish time would go faster, until today was July 17th. (;

Granted, but your crush planned on asking you out July tenth, and you totally missed it. He took this as a sign from God that you two were never meant to be together and never talks to you again.

You also won the lottery but weren't there to pick it up.

I wish I would make more progress in my novel.

Granted, but the aliens are abducting your manuscripts when you aren't looking.

Hmm...Lets see... *evil laugh*....
Ahem *clears throat*, I wish... I wish I had a million evil minions, a giant robot, and an old saurkrat sandwhich... so I could RULE THE WORLD!!! [i] Ah..hahaha...ha hahahehehehHA!!!!


Signed,
Mr. Realms

Granted, but you become deathly ill from the sauerkraut sandwich and die.

I wish I actually could think of something to wish for.

Granted, but it's something stupid, and you kill the whole thread. Gee, thanks a lot. XD

I wish writing 50,000 words wasn't so hard.

Granted, but you write a load of nonsense that no one can understand.

I wish that I had something worthwhile to wish for.

Granted, but your wish doesn't come true.

I wish I was the best writer in the world, to be remembered forever.

Granted, but you had a breakdown and was remembered as a slut.

I wish I didn't have writers block.

Granted, but you came down with a case of Writer's Suck instead. XD



I wish I got everything I wished for.

Granted, but you never wished for anything. Therefore, you get nothing.

I wish I had a kitten.

Granted, but the kitten you got hates you and has huge claws.

I wish I'd get five reviews on the chapter I'm about to post.