Corrupt a Wish 2

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granted, but you find out that you lose

i wish that there was a tool to get picks out of acoustic guitars
yeah the sun may brighten your day, but if i had my way, I'd take the rain

He gave her 12 roses. 11 real and one fake. Then he said "I'll love you till the last rose dies"




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Granted, but you don't have an acoustic guitar.

I wish I was named Jesus




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Your name is Jesus but they you get sued by churches. xD

I wish I didn't have any homework tonight.




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granted, but you get an overload tomorrow

I wish I could go on a road trip with my internet family (long story)
"What are you doing?"
"I've got paint and rollers...water sking"~The Philanthropist

Don't push the Red Button




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Granted, but they forget you at a gas station.

I wish I had a new laptop.
A friend will take you to CVS to buy a pregnancy test...

A best friend will stand outside the bathroom screaming, "NAME IT AFTER ME!"




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Granted, but it's refurbished and it crashes as soon as you touch it. Sorry xD


I wish I could go to Michigan...
"I'd steal somebody's purse if I could google it and then download it." -- Firestarter




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Granted, but there you're taken hostage and made to live in a small hut the rest of your life.

I wish I could get some more sleep.
live like there's no tomorrow, dream like you'll live forever.

be the change you wish to see in the world
-gandi




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granted, but the sad thing is, you fall into a deep sleep, and if you wake up you can never sleep again. :D


I wish for some chocolate :D
"I'd steal somebody's purse if I could google it and then download it." -- Firestarter




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You get chocolate but it's cheaply made and has bugs in it.

I wish for a snow day tomorrow.




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Granted, but your house is filled with snow.

I wish I Stephen King would critique Stephenie Meyer more




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Granted...but she doesn't actually listen...*sighs*

I wish I knew what to wish for.
"What are you doing?"
"I've got paint and rollers...water sking"~The Philanthropist

Don't push the Red Button




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Granted but you wasted your wish on knowing what to wish for

I wish I was 18




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Granted, but you will become 80 the next day.

I wish my biological clock was proper.
Got YWS?




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Granted, but now it is so proper, it has stopped "ticking".

I wish for my best guy friend to notice me for more than a friend.
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
Sithi uhm ingonyama
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama
Siyo Nqoba
Ingonyama
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala

If you know what this is from, become my best friend. =)




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Granted, but it's as a sister.

I wish my friend moved back to our town.
Got YWS?



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