Corrupt a Wish 2

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granted, but you move the next day

i wish for the un-wishable
yeah the sun may brighten your day, but if i had my way, I'd take the rain

He gave her 12 roses. 11 real and one fake. Then he said "I'll love you till the last rose dies"




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Granted nothing

I wish the person before me didn't wish for the un-wishable.




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Granted, instead he wishes that you were dead and it comes true.

I wish for better eyesight.
"...I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses..."

"If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much room."




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granted but now you see telescopically and only see cells.

I wish I had a better computer
To copy reality is good... But to create reality is much, much better.
-Giuseppe Verdi-




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Wish granted, but it was stolen and now the police are at your door.

I wish I had superpowers.
This is one little planet in one tiny solar system in a galaxy that’s barely out of its diapers. I’m old, Dean. Very old. So I invite you to contemplate how insignificant I find you.

Death~




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you become superman. But then I smugle kryptonite into your food and ou die of kryptonite poisoning.

I wish I was a casanova.....

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To copy reality is good... But to create reality is much, much better.
-Giuseppe Verdi-




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Granted, but because you became such a ladies man, your 12 girlfriends got in a fight and ate each other alive.

I wish I could fly and be the first person on Pluto!
'Everyone is entitled to be stupid, some just abuse the priviledge.'




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Granted, but you die because of lack of oxygen.
I wish I could write a book, get it published, and have people read it...and not hate it! (That doesn't count as more than one, does it?...Hmm....)
"What you learn for yourself, you will know forever."
- Eugenides, A Conspiracy of Kings




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They didn't hate it and they liked it but unfortunately they ate it.


I wish I owned earth
To copy reality is good... But to create reality is much, much better.
-Giuseppe Verdi-




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Granted, but aliens invaded the next day and destroyed everything...so now you own nothing!

I wish that people hadn't eaten my book because they liked it so much.
"What you learn for yourself, you will know forever."
- Eugenides, A Conspiracy of Kings




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Granted but then someone found something wrong with your book and now everyone hates it.

I wish I wasn't so afraid of flying in an airplane.
Purple light in the canyon
that is where I long to be
With my three good companions
just my rifle, pony and me

--- "My Rifle My Pony and Me"




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Granted. Instead, now you are afraid of cars.

I wish I could become as rich as Bill Gates.
"She walks in Beauty, like the night,Of cloudless limes and starry skies;And all that's best of dark and bright, Meet in her aspect and her eyes:Thus mellowed to that tender light, Which Heaven to gaudy day denies." -George Gordon Lord Byron




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Granted but then there is a horrible scandel and you lose all your money

I wish I could move to Europe
Purple light in the canyon
that is where I long to be
With my three good companions
just my rifle, pony and me

--- "My Rifle My Pony and Me"




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Granted, but your homeless.

I wish my book could be a world wide bestseller.
"She walks in Beauty, like the night,Of cloudless limes and starry skies;And all that's best of dark and bright, Meet in her aspect and her eyes:Thus mellowed to that tender light, Which Heaven to gaudy day denies." -George Gordon Lord Byron




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Granted, but it's an autobiography about your experience during your life-time sentence to prison.

I wish this computer moniter was bigger.
"Let's eat, Grandma!" as opposed to "Let's eat Grandma!": punctuation saves lives.



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