Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but only one of them was good, and it was posted by yourself.

I wish Team Awesomesauce will win the Instructor-Greeter Reality Show.

Dude, totally granted...but in return...you get booted from the team.

I wish that chocolate will rain from the sky!

Granted, but it will be poisoned.

I wish that I could fly.

Granted, but your trial will end in 60 minutes.

I wish that I could have a wish that couldn't be corruppted therefore it would be how I wished the wish that I want to wish.

Not granted.

I wish that Elly would tell me how she got so many posts so fast. (I really want my title!)

She tells you but YWS shuts down and you can't post.

I wish for a fish that can't die.

Granted, but he's really boring, and you never see him.

I wish that it would stop raining. Honestly, it's almost like London here...

Granted, but then there's a major drought.


I wish I could have a Border Collie!

Granted, but it will take over the world and humans will be servants.

I wish that I had an unlimited pass to the movie theater.

Granted, but it only shows terrible B-movies all the time.

I wish book characters and movie characters (the awesome ones, that is) could come to life. Disney characters especially. ;D

But they're only robots.

I wish I could meet J.K Rowling.

Granted, but everyone else will be crowding to see her, and it's only enough for you to catch a glimpse only.

I wish I could eat ice cream.

Granted, but it's bad ice cream. (Possible? Maybe.)

I wish I could get a nice, friendly, loving, adorable hairless cat. That loves me and my friends and family and is good with children and other animals. And doesn't scratch my furniture or break my electronics. (Haha, covering loopholes! )

Granted, but it loves bringing dead rats into the house and putting them under your sheets as a surprise for you when you get to bed.

I wish for a million wishes that can be made whensoever I like.

Daaaaang. Missed that loophole. xD

Granted, but whatever you wish for will only last for five minutes before disappearing.

I wish I could have an iTunes card for 100 songs, that can be spent whenever I want on whichever songs I want, never expires, and is completely legal.