Corrupt a Wish

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Fand
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:01 pm
Fand says... · Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:01 pm
Granted, but it's awfully ugly.

I wish I could lose weight more easily.
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RoxanneR
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:07 pm
RoxanneR says... · Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:07 pm
Granted, but now you're stick thin and you slip through the gaps in the floorboards.

I wish people would come to my Christmas party
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Wiggy
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:20 pm
Wiggy says... · Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:20 pm
Granted, but you have so many people at the party that it gets overcrowded and someone dies from heat exhaustion!

I wish I wasn't sick.
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Jiggity
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Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:17 am
Jiggity says... · Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:17 am
Granted, but you get hit by a car when you venture outside!

I wish I was fitter/stronger
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Fand
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Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:21 am
Fand says... · Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:21 am
Granted, but now you're so muscular you look like one of those freakish, orange-tanned muscle-heads from TV competitions. XD

I wish there was a good movie on right now.
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Poor Imp
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Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:21 am
Poor Imp says... · Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:21 am
Granted...though it's not on on any channel you've got.


I wish pacing of a story were easy as walking... !_!
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Fand
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Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:44 am
Fand says... · Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:44 am
Granted, but you're so good at it that now you have too many stories--more than you'll ever be able to actually write out.

I wish I could see my Staten Island boys before 22 January... *wistful*
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Wiggy
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Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:34 am
Wiggy says... · Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:34 am
Granted, but then you don't see them after Jan. 22nd *sobs*...

I wish I didn't have to move. I love my home and it always will be that.
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Lilyy03
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Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:43 pm
Lilyy03 says... · Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:43 pm
Granted, but the plumbing breaks down.

I wish my wisdom teeth ordeal would be over(!!!)




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luna_the_shiekah
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:13 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:13 am
Granted but by some strange turn of events, they grow back and you must endure all over again.

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Emerson
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:48 am
Emerson says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:48 am
Granted. You haven't any eyes.

I wish my legs weren't hurting right now, BUT that I didn't loose them all together
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Fand
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:14 pm
Fand says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:14 pm
Clau >> party-pooper. :p

Granted, but now you're paraplegic.

I wish my muse was cooperating right now.
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Emerson
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:46 pm
Emerson says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:46 pm
Granted, and you are given the idea for a story! But, it goes just like every other story heard, and in fact, is composed of only cliches and very bad analogies.

I wish my shoulder (shingles!!!) would stop hurting
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”
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Fand
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:12 pm
Fand says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:12 pm
Granted, but now you've got a dreadful headache.

I wish my friends didn't all live so far away.
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Emerson
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:23 pm
Emerson says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:23 pm
(Strangely enough, right now i really do have a dreadful headache. It's too painful to move.... Fand, I hate you. :-p)

Granted, you have no friends.

I wish for something happy!
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo



When your heart gets pierced with arrows, don't rip them out and pierce those around you in retribution for your hurt. You'll only unnecessarily wound others and bleed to death yourself.
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