Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but now you're an absolute doormat.

I wish all the movies I wanted to watch weren't on channels we didn't get.
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Granted. But then you have to switch channels every now and then because the movies are show at the same time.

I wish my sister would leave me alone!
.: ₪ :.

'...'




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Granted, but now your a total couch potato.

I wish I was a punk rocker ...
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

"Indecision and terror, thy name is novel." - Chiko




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Granted but now you're parents are firghtened of you and send you to a priest to perform and exorcisim.

I wish i could be in the FSU band.
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Granted, but ew.

I wish to have god-like powers...
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

"Indecision and terror, thy name is novel." - Chiko




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Granted...but you get the self-sacrificial fate of Jesus Christ and die tortured and alone.


I wish silence were a commodity in demand over the season of Christmas
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

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Granted ... but it becomes uber boring and you turn majorly emo. (I didnt want to ruin that. I want that as well!)

I wish the meaning of life was made known to me...
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

"Indecision and terror, thy name is novel." - Chiko




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Granted -- but the meaning remains ever-so-usefully, '42'. ^_~ (Ha -- 'majorly emo'? At least we get the silence...^_^)


I wish language were taken more seriously, for meaning and precision
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

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Granted, but everything become stilted and formal; creativity and spontaneity are lost.

(It is so hard corrupting stuff you want as well lol)

I wish I was immortal
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

"Indecision and terror, thy name is novel." - Chiko




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Granted...now you never can rest, never change and you endure the ages of humanity's stupidity without respite.

(Bloody hard to corrupt what you'd like. ^_^'')


I wish yellow were always Jig's and he never had to bother about defending it. ^_~ Corrupt that one.
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*screams and dies*

Granted, but ... *sobs, this is cruelty* then Jiggity would get bored and lazy.

Oh that was mean.

I wish Imp becomes the greatest Olympic fencer and most successful new author of this day and age.

Two can play at this game girly.
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"Indecision and terror, thy name is novel." - Chiko




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Oy, Jig - you are evil. #_#

Granted...but the Imp loses her soul in the process and dies a sad shell of a human being... !_!


I wish that Jiggity would never give in to the obvious truth of Imp's claim to yellow...

(Ha...I've got to stick to yellow, of course. ^_^)
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Granted, but both Imp and Jiggity die after senseless years of battle, for neither could give in.

Stalemate.

I wish I was more athletically inclined
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

"Indecision and terror, thy name is novel." - Chiko




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Granted--but with the acquisition of physical faculty, you lose all intellectual inclination and drop your writing.


I wish I could lose the bad habit of lackadaisical messing around on the fencing piste...
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

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Granted, but now everyone knows exactly what your talking about, so you dont seem terribly clever anymore. ^_~

Ha,

I wish I were more experienced with the opposite sex,
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

"Indecision and terror, thy name is novel." - Chiko



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