Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it's awfully ugly.

I wish I could lose weight more easily.

Granted, but now you're stick thin and you slip through the gaps in the floorboards.

I wish people would come to my Christmas party

Granted, but you have so many people at the party that it gets overcrowded and someone dies from heat exhaustion!

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted, but you get hit by a car when you venture outside!

I wish I was fitter/stronger

Granted, but now you're so muscular you look like one of those freakish, orange-tanned muscle-heads from TV competitions. XD

I wish there was a good movie on right now.

Granted...though it's not on on any channel you've got.


I wish pacing of a story were easy as walking... !_!

Granted, but you're so good at it that now you have too many stories--more than you'll ever be able to actually write out.

I wish I could see my Staten Island boys before 22 January... *wistful*

Granted, but then you don't see them after Jan. 22nd *sobs*...

I wish I didn't have to move. I love my home and it always will be that.

Granted, but the plumbing breaks down.

I wish my wisdom teeth ordeal would be over(!!!)

Granted but by some strange turn of events, they grow back and you must endure all over again.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

Granted. You haven't any eyes.

I wish my legs weren't hurting right now, BUT that I didn't loose them all together

Clau >> party-pooper. :p

Granted, but now you're paraplegic.

I wish my muse was cooperating right now.

Granted, and you are given the idea for a story! But, it goes just like every other story heard, and in fact, is composed of only cliches and very bad analogies.

I wish my shoulder (shingles!!!) would stop hurting

Granted, but now you've got a dreadful headache.

I wish my friends didn't all live so far away.

(Strangely enough, right now i really do have a dreadful headache. It's too painful to move.... Fand, I hate you. :-p)

Granted, you have no friends.

I wish for something happy!