Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but when you get to the concert you realize you left them on your dresser, and there's no way you can get back to retrieve them.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

granted that half that tim e you were asleep


I wish that money grew on trees

Granted, but then - naturally - the rate of inflation gets completely out of contol and your money is, in the end, worthless.

I wish I picked up on french better.

Granted, but all you've learned are swear words.

Hmm...I wish my handwriting weren't so sloppy.

Granted. Your handwriting is your pride and joy, in fact you have given up writing with computers all together and you can do calligraphy with closed eyes. You write 500 paged novels by hand, and they look so pretty to the eye!

Although... carpel tunnel is never fun, no matter how pretty the script is.

I wish I could get 300 more posts quickly woo woo seven hundred!

Granted, but they're all bumped threads that say, "Claude Wears Socks On Her Ears".

I wish I could drink apple juice all day long.

Granted but that is the only thing u will get to drink/eat for 365 days.

I wish I could meet Tom Cruise.lol

Granted. You meet a guy named Tom Cruise... -I mean, lots of people have the surname 'Cruise'... Just add the name...

I wish I had a pet parrot which does NOT talk.

Granted. But now your house is so silent that you end up going mad.

I wish I have the best birthday party ever...

RR*

granted. but you don't get to go to it.

i wish i could be happier

Granted but it costs someone else their life, who was your mother.


I wish i had a country of my own!

Granted, but its full of famine and corruption.

I wish my stuffy nose would go away.

Granted but in place of taht stuffy nose a mouth appears.So u have two mouths now so congrats!lol

I wish all guys were good as most of them are.

Granted - they're all idiots and/or expletives that cannot be used around the young'uns.

I wish I had somewhere to be tonight.

Granted. You have to be in the hospital, dying of kidney failure. I do not think that sounds too fun.

I wish I could get enough points to be featured member this time.