Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but then... oh bugger... there must be something... but then you'd always spend too much money!

I wish I wasn't the only night owl in the family.
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Granted but now you're the only morning person in the family.

I wish Christmas was sooner.
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Granted -- now it's over.


I wish fencing lasted through Christmas break - while everything else was off
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

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Granted, but now it lasts forever.

I wish I wasn't so short.
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Granted...but now you're so tall you have to stoop to step through doorways.



I really rather wish idiots would not try to ask me out...anywhere. #_#
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

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Granted, but now you'll never be asked out again.

I really wish I could stop doubting myself.
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Granted but now you're so overconfident people think you're an obnoxious jerk.

I wish I had a hedgehog.
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Grabted but it gets hit by a car and causes the tires to pop and then goes crashing into a house that uses gas for heating and explodes creating a five mile crater. (That was a lot of gas)

I wish more boys posted in this thread
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Granted but now less women post for some strange reason no one is quite sure of.

I wish I could see Lacuna Coil in concert.
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Granted, but you get seats so far back that it wasn't worth the money.

I wish I didn't have to move.
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth

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Granted. But then you disappoint the nice people who were going to welcome you to their neighbourhood!

I wish my characters would be nice to me for a change!
.: ₪ :.

'...'




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Granted...but now they're so nice it ruins the complete plot of the story, everyone hates you and they never speak to you again.

I wish I had a boyfriend...
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Granted, but he's lyin' cheatin' no-good beatin' you-know-what.

I wish I was more flexible.
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Granted, but now you can't stop bending all over the place!

I wish I wasn't so fat.
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
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Granted, but now your so thin you slip through cracks in the floorboards (say hello to Kate Moss, the Olsen twins and Nicole Richie) and get blown away be mere whispers of air.

I wish I was a nicer person
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

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