Corrupt a Wish

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Fand
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:46 pm
Fand says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:46 pm
(Ack! Nooo! *passes Claudette virtual Advil* Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry!)

Granted, but now you're laughing so hard you've given yourself a cramp.

I wish dinner was sooner... I'm hungry!
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Emerson
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:50 pm
Emerson says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:50 pm
granted, and you eat so much you pop and die :-p

I wish I knew how to begin my story.
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo




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Saga
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:30 pm
Saga says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:30 pm
granted, but the beginning is really bad.

I wish I could draw 0_o

(hey everyone, I'm back!! Miss me?)
Like a wind I wander
Into a darkened yonder
Like a wind I cry
My own undoing I deny




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Fand
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:09 am
Fand says... · Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:09 am
Granted, but you never specified draw *well.*

I wish I had a boyfriend.
Bitter Charlie :: Shady Grove, CA :: FreeRice (162,000/1,000,000)




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Emerson
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:44 am
Emerson says... · Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:44 am
Granted. How would a plump, fit, blond-hair blue-eyed corpse suit your teenage lustful needs?

I wish that the horrible head ache Fand gave me, and has yet to take away, would go away
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo




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Saga
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:08 am
Saga says... · Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:08 am
granted, but now I give you a worse headache!

I wish I had a job.
Like a wind I wander
Into a darkened yonder
Like a wind I cry
My own undoing I deny




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Emerson
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:15 am
Emerson says... · Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:15 am
Granted. Horse poop picker-uper.

I wish this story didn't suck
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo




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luna_the_shiekah
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:34 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:34 am
Granted. However, it becomes one of the most controversial stories in history and is banned from most libraries and bookstores.

I wish my fingernails would grow faster.
I cannot name this
I cannot explain this
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just call me shameless.
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Saga
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:41 am
Saga says... · Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:41 am
gGRANTED but now they are like way too long... XD
Like a wind I wander
Into a darkened yonder
Like a wind I cry
My own undoing I deny




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luna_the_shiekah
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:48 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:48 am
Granted, you have a wonderful Christmas but an awful New Years Eve.

I wish I had some lotion
I cannot name this
I cannot explain this
and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.
-Ani Di Franco "Shameless"




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Unrecompensed
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:36 am
Unrecompensed says... · Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:36 am
Granted, but it's laced with itching powder.

I wish my wishes wouldn't get corrupted.
Merry Jesus-was-born Day




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Jiggity
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:15 pm
Jiggity says... · Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:15 pm
Too bad.
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

"Indecision and terror, thy name is novel." - Chiko




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Poor Imp
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Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:19 am
Poor Imp says... · Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:19 am
Jig's answer makes it's rather difficult to go on... Though it's very much to the point.

Granted...but seeing as it's against the rules of the game, your wish is revoked the moment it's granted; too bad, zhalka.


I wish I could always answer some wishes the way Jig answered the above from Unrec.
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

"There is adventure in simply being among those we love, and among the things we love -- and beauty, too."
-Lloyd Alexander




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Jiggity
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Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:23 am
Jiggity says... · Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:23 am
(LMAO)

Granted, but the game grounds to a halt and ... everyone dies. So no.

I wish it was warm and sunny, instead of cold and raining.
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

"Indecision and terror, thy name is novel." - Chiko




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Poor Imp
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Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:25 am
Poor Imp says... · Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:25 am
Granted -- but it's warm and sunny because the sun is dying, and in about twenty seconds the earth, along with unfortunate Jig, will be incinerated or some such thing.


I wish continuity were as easy to manage as chaos.
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

"There is adventure in simply being among those we love, and among the things we love -- and beauty, too."
-Lloyd Alexander



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