Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but now everyone thinks you're a ladies man--and not in the good way.

I wish she would just shut up and leave me alone!
Bitter Charlie :: Shady Grove, CA :: FreeRice (162,000/1,000,000)




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Granted, but now you're alone. So very alone.

I wish that rodent died a horrible death without touching me!
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach

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Granted, but it gets stuck to your floor and its stink fills your room for weeks.

I wish I was wealthy.
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

"Indecision and terror, thy name is novel." - Chiko




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Granted, but now everyone thinks you're stuck-up and greedy.

I wish for more patience. PLEASE.
Bitter Charlie :: Shady Grove, CA :: FreeRice (162,000/1,000,000)




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Granted, but you're so patient you don't do anything.

I wish I won't find so many mouseturds...
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach

Moth and Myth <- My comic! :D




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Granted, but now you cant get rid of them and they pile up, drowning you.

I wish my every need was catered for
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

"Indecision and terror, thy name is novel." - Chiko




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Granted, but your first need is to get on top of your homework... and that guy with the cow whip is going to make sure you get it done.



I wish Marina (my stuffed unicorn) was real :D
Sporks!! and Waffles!! Ohhhh that waffley goodness stabbed with a spork!




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Granted. But she's evil and she attacks you and the rest of your family.

I wish I had blonde hair...
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Granted, but then you're hounded for the rest of your life by dumb blonde jokes!

I wish I didn't have blonde hair
please grant me my small wish; (love me to the marrow of my bones)




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Granted. But then all your lovely golden locks fall out and your bald for life XD

I wish a certain someone called the Lump wasn't coming to visit on Boxing Day!
.: ₪ :.

'...'




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Granted, but then no one visits you on Boxing Day and you get depressed and drunk.

I wish I was a wise person.
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

"Indecision and terror, thy name is novel." - Chiko




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Granted, but now everyone's always pestering you for your "pearls."

I wish Advil worked faster.
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Granted, but then it works so fast it spinsyou out and gives you an even wors headache.

I wish for another season of Firefly
Mah name is jiggleh. And I like to jiggle.

"Indecision and terror, thy name is novel." - Chiko




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(Haha, me too!) Granted, but you only get one more--and it ends on a cliffhanger.

I wish I could wrap presents more often... it's fun!
Bitter Charlie :: Shady Grove, CA :: FreeRice (162,000/1,000,000)




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Granted. But you're hired as a present wrapper in a toy shop, and all you do, all day is sit and wrap presents. Your fingers get so tired that they all drop off and you have to eat with your face...

I wish I had a new dress for my Christmas party.
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Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
— Helen Keller