Corrupt a Wish

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Jennafina
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Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:55 am
Jennafina says... · Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:55 am
Granted, but you can't see it because you're a Muggle.

I wish I had a Sphynx kittin right now.
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Alteran
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Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:39 am
Alteran says... · Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:39 am
before i grant this wish allow me to congratulate Jenna on a wicked BURN!!

Granted but it gets eaten by SPEW!

I wish i had an agent
"Maybe Senpai ate Yuka-tan's last bon-bon?"
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serenityinthesky
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Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:40 am
serenityinthesky says... · Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:40 am
Granted but he sucks and takes any profits you make.

I wish I could pay my car insurance
You would die for this, just a little bit.




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Snoink
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Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:59 am
Snoink says... · Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:59 am
Granted, but now you can't pay for anything else.

I wish I could finish with this critique already! It's about eight pages so far, about to be nine, yeesh.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

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Myth
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Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:49 am
Myth says... · Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:49 am
Granted. But then your computer eats it and so you have to start again.


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Chandni
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Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:21 pm
Chandni says... · Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:21 pm
Granted, but you're hair will fall out instead

I wish I had a Johnny Cake
I should not keep on, I'll just creep on creepin'on.




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Wiggy
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Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:02 pm
Wiggy says... · Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:02 pm
Granted, but then Johnny came and stole it away from you. ;)

I wish I knew the answer.
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Snoink
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Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:54 pm
Snoink says... · Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:54 pm
Granted, the answer is 42. But what is the question?


I wish I was a grizzly bear!
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach

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Ani May Queen
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:42 am
Ani May Queen says... · Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:42 am
Granted, but then it eats all your donuts.


I wish I was more athletic
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier




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Alteran
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:34 am
Alteran says... · Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:34 am
Granted but you lose all of your friends for being a jock.

I wish I had a laptop
"Maybe Senpai ate Yuka-tan's last bon-bon?"
----Stupei, Ace Defective




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bubblewrapped
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:52 am
bubblewrapped says... · Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:52 am
Granted, but then it gets stolen and you're not insured!

I wish I had a pet hedgehog
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serenityinthesky
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:12 pm
serenityinthesky says... · Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:12 pm
Granted but every time you pet it you get quills stuck in you! :(

I wish my house would stay CLEAN!!
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Poor Imp
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:05 pm
Poor Imp says... · Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:05 pm
Granted...though the wish has gotten you kicked out so that it 'stays' clean.


I wish reality weren't so inextricably involved in people's minds with the empirical.
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

"There is adventure in simply being among those we love, and among the things we love -- and beauty, too."
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bubblewrapped
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:19 pm
bubblewrapped says... · Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:19 pm
Granted, but now people go insane because they have no point of reference to work out what reality is.

I wish I was psychic
Got a poem or short story you want me to critique?

There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. (C D Morley)




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Ani May Queen
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:31 pm
Ani May Queen says... · Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:31 pm
Granted, but then your allinated by everyone around you.

I wish for world peace
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier



You're wrong about humanity. They are your greatest creation because they're better than you are. Sure, they're weak, and they cheat and steal and destroy and disappoint, but they also give and create, and they sing and dance and love. Above all, they never give up.
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