Corrupt a Wish

Granted. But then the spider eats you.

I wish I still had the internet at home.

Granted. But then you find yourself in cyberspace with no way out!


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I wish I could go to Egypt!

Granted, but you suddenly went back in time and became a slave to very nasty people.

I wish I can finish all of my requirements for this quarter tonight.

granted. but then they vanish, along with whatever you used for them (pen, computer, compass, etc.).

I wish that my ******* cold would go away.

Granted. But then you lose five years of your memory.


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I wish I could type fast!

Granted, but nothing you ever type comes up onto the screen.

I wish I had an emu farm

granted but the Emu's have taken over the farm, therefore you have been banned from ever going to your land, and the Emu's are planning to peck you to a painful death...Thats what you get for wanting evil emu's!

I wish i found a new colour!

You do, but it's the most ugly color the world has ever seen and you are stoned to death for discovering it at all. Yup, it's that bad.

I wish I hadn't finished Zelda so quickly.

Granted. Now you play the game on a continuous loop.


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I wish I could hurry up and reply to Rita's letter!

Granted, but then you never send it.

I wish it wasn't christmas soon.

Granted. But you're sent six months into the future.


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I wish for inspiration!

Granted, but the inspiration comes from a terribly depressing gig, which inspires you to go on a mad killing spree, and eventually after killing many people on the street with a luger, you decide to shoot yourself (but because you believe it's the right thing to do you go straight to your own personal heaven)


I wish i was never hungry, never died of starvation, and never changed shape or size! (and lived for a long time hehe)

Granted however you are now a carnie attraction where people force feed you and admire your lack of gaining weight and the utter trauma it causes you to eat the disgusting, calorie ridden bowel movement inducing carnival food. And you do live for a long time.

By being skinny, in a cage, and having horrible bouts of diarrhea. Sucks to be YOU!

I wish I had puppy.

Granted. Except you get a seal instead of a dog. And the seal is DEAD! (I'm feeling rather morbid today...)

I wish I knew where my money was.

granted but the money is at the very edge of a branch, which is hanging off the edge of a cliff by a very thin rope. If you go and retreive it you will fall to your death (muhahaha)


i wish everyone was content and peaceful for once