Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, it lasts for one second and then the apocalypse hits.

I wish this lesson plan would write itself and get me an A.
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Granted; but it also gets you nabbed for plagiarism when your prof. finds it wrote itself and you turned it in as yours. ^_~


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Granted, but you will never win again.

I wish I wasn't sick.
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Granted but then you get sick a few days later.

I wish I had some steak right now.
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Granted, but it's rotten and you get sick and have to spend the next six years of your life in a hospital eating nothing but jello.

I wish that I could fly and not get killed by an airplane.
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Granted. You get killed by a helicopter instead.

I wish it would snow more.
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Granted but you are then snowed in and starve to death in your own home.

I wish it wasn't so cold.
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Granted, but only because your house is on fire!

I wish I could have Thai food for dinner.
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Granted, but ther is hair and teeth in it and ewe...I wont even tell you what that is.

I wish I had a superpower!
"Maybe Senpai ate Yuka-tan's last bon-bon?"
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Granted. But then your captured by evil scientists and locked in a lab forever!


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I wish the snow would come!
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Granted but it melts before it hits the ground thus becoming rain.


I wish I had a cake
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Granted but it is a disgusting cake created with your least favorite edibles.

I wish I had another computer.
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Granted, but then both of your computers crashed and you don't have the Internet.

I wish I had no more homework.
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Granted but then you don't learn anything and thusly fail at life.

I wish I had a hedgehog.
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Granted but it never grows accustomed to you so you always get pricked when you touch it.

I wish i had a kitten
"Maybe Senpai ate Yuka-tan's last bon-bon?"
----Stupei, Ace Defective



I only know that learning to believe in the power of my own words has been the most freeing experience of my life. It has brought me the most light. And isn't that what a poem is? A lantern glowing in the dark.
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