The Tavern [2]

It's been abandoned for a while so no I don't think so.

You all can be volunteer janitors.

1. I do not do menial work
2. I'm not in the market for a job and the pay for this one is flaming hot crap mixed with garbage.
3. I would never work for you
4. I'm laying low and I don't mind the dust. Unlike some people.

You wouldn't work for me? That's discrimination! How dare you!

Uhhhh. Will you die? If you say no that's also discrimination.

Against who? The grim reaper?

Shadeflame wrote:1. I do not do menial work
2. I'm not in the market for a job and the pay for this one is flaming hot crap mixed with garbage.
3. I would never work for you
4. I'm laying low and I don't mind the dust. Unlike some people.

*muttering, while scribbling in paper* Note, install secret hidy hole for criminals on the run.

@Andrewknorpp, you might want to get a good security system in case of thieves. *stares pointedly at @Necromancer14*

What? All I did was steal every single beverage from here, plus cause jailbreaks in the underworld...

A confession. Too bad I'm not a law enforcer or I'd arrest you right here.

*Huffs* I doubt anybody could arrest ME.

Wow, someone has an overinflated ego.

Okay, I’ll just leave you two too that... If no one is claiming ownership than I am going to start work soon. If that fine with y’all.

Sure! I'll pay you $2.00 an hour, and if you do a good job I'll raise it to $2.05 dollars an hour.

...AND I ALREADY CLAIMED OWNERSHIP

Legally, legally claim ownership.
*holding back laughter* oh, and I in don’t mean working for you, so sorry, I mean work on the tavern. A remodel is due.
But, even if you can’t legally claim the tavern, I see that you have put a lot of your heart, and soul (if you have either of those things) into it. So I’ll buy it from you for, let’s say... 400 points?