The Tavern [2]

Necromancer came over to @Shadeflame and @HarryHardy and his zombies formed a ring around them.

"Since they don't serve brains here, I was wondering if you two could donate a couple million nerve cells or more for my poor starving minions?" he asked innocently over the zombies' groans.

A couple million brain cells seems like a lot, not to mention after that you summoned a Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon. @Nate would never give control of this place to you.

They could've just been memory nerve cells. Then you would've only gotten amnesia. (A million nerve cells isn't that much anyway. The average brain has about 100 BILLION cells.) So there. I'm sure @Nate agrees with me.

Yes, but how would you have gotten them? Besides, you still haven't addressed the fact that after I calmly pointed out to you that I wasn't planning on donating any, you attacked me multiple time with your zombies, skeletons, and then a Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon. I'm sure @Nate is disappointed in you.

Yeah, after YOU attacked ME with a knife, when all I had done so far was ask. And @Nate obviously agrees with me.

No @Shadeflame only told you to back off with the knife. It was a righteous act of self defense because you threatened her. I'm sure @Nate agrees.

Exactly! I never attacked you, and I told you repeatedly that you should sit down and have food instead of attacking us, but did you listen? I'm pretty sure @Nate agrees with us.

And to add to that we both paid for our food. When you finally got down to eat you didn't even bother to pay. That can't be good can it @Nate?

Nope, stealing never pays.

Spoiler

Actually, it sort of does, but at least I knew enough not to steal from here.

Seeee. @HarryHardy and I would be much better choices, right @Nate?

Sure, you guys can run the tavern, I'm just saying I want to get all the money you make from selling drinks. c: That's reasonable, right @Nate?

You think that is actually going to happen @Necromancer14 without you doing anything useful. Now if you clean the toilets...

Isn't that right @Nate?

I vote yes for @HarryHardy's suggestion. You're outnumbered, @Necromancer14, and @Nate will probably agree with us too!

*Summons a bunch of zombies*

"Hmm... Actually, it's about two dozen to two. These guys are all voting for my idea. Besides, I'm pretty sure @Nate would go for my idea as well."

And he does it again. No shame I guess.

What do you say @Shadeflame? Do we bother to do anything or just sit it out like civilized people?

Also do you really think that @Nate would support you after this?

"You know what... I actually can wash the toilets. Or should I say, my zombies can wash the toilets. There. The deal's made. I get all the money and my zombies can wash the toilets. I'm sure @Nate agrees."

I don't know @HarryHardy. I think @Nate will deal with this second rate magician. He repeatedly enslaves poor zombies, and then profits off their forced labor. If that isn't illegal, then I don't know what is.