The Tavern [2]

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I've already got plenty o' points. Not selling the tavern. It's MINE WMAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Well, I might sell it, for, say, 1703 points...
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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500? Why don’t we move this over to the YSW trading post? To make it a little more legal? And to joy fill this tavern with our bickering about price
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Lol.

And anyway I'm not going to sell it!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Everyone has a price, yours just happens to be my entire savings.
But, a man can always make a new savings
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You know, I COULD just become a banker. You know, loan people points so that they can post chapters of their novel, poems, or whatever they're wanting to post, and then I can charge them 800% 10% interest or something when they pay it back. I'm greedy I know
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Or you could review, you know.
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I AM reviewing. Where do you think I got all the points I already have?? Don't believe me, check the leaderboards.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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It's all fun and games till they change the description.
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Hmm...what did I miss?

Also points wise I am clearly the richest here.
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Wow, harry, with that type of cash have you ever considered venture capitalists? Buy a local small Tavern?
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My selling price has been upped to 69775 points.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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It's not yours to sell @Necromancer14, and what's to stop @HarryHardy or @Andrewknorpp from just taking it over by force?
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My verbal reprimanding.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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I see. Well, have fun doing that.
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Don't worry, I will.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"



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