The Tavern [2]

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*sighs* I'm so bad at starting wars... I guess I only have one way of starting a fight now. *mixes soda and milk* *looks around* *splashes it on everyone including myself* Did it work?
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THAT'S THE FINAL STRAW!!! IT'S WAR!!!! (For mixing the soda and milk, not for splashing it on everyone)
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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YESSSS UPROAR
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hey can i have some milk
they told me to never give up on my dreams.

so i took another nap




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*Drinks more Dr. Pepper* Why on Earth would you want milk when there's this wonderful stuff? *Hands are shaking from all the sugar*
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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can i have milk?
they told me to never give up on my dreams.

so i took another nap




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Sure, have all the milk you want.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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*sips milk*
they told me to never give up on my dreams.

so i took another nap




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*grabs milk out of @yoshikrab's hand violently*

"Hey, who said you could drink that!"
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"uh, you did . . . ?"
they told me to never give up on my dreams.

so i took another nap




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THAT WAS MY TWIN CLONE THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE???
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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oops sorry, your twin clone needs to work on manners
they told me to never give up on my dreams.

so i took another nap




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No THAT was my clone, idiot! I'm the real Necromancer! And I don't need to work on manners. *Noisily slurps @yoshikrab's milk*
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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*sits down and enjoys a drink, ignoring the commotion*
The name's Myth.




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*Barges into tavern.* HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!
How We All Doing Tonight?? *Stumbles over chairs.* WHOOPSIEESSS



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