The Tavern [2]

Weeeeeeeeell. It's complicated. I do not, in fact, work here, but me, @HarryHardy, and @Necromancer14 had an argument over who got the money.

I swear I do not know what I was thinking.

Anyways, I'm just passing through. I stopped here to lie low for a bit. Running from the law, you know how it is.

@Andrewknorpp DID YOU JUST ROB ME OF MY BEVERAGES THAT I STOLE FROM THIS TAVERN BEFORE I DECIDED TO OWN IT???

Ha serves you right.

*Takes a long drink of Gatorade, holding solid eye contact with @Necromancer14 the entire time*
Sorry, I'll pay, I was just very thirsty.
So, @Shadeflame if no one really owns the tavern, I think maybe we could do some interesting things with it.
I would be willing to invest a bit for a remodel and maybe some more variety in the drinks, then we could hire some real employees. This place would become the talk of the town. A business if you will.
But of course, I don't want to intrude on our friendly neighborhood criminal hideout with my ideas of remodeling.

OF COURSE SOMEONE OWNS THE TAVERN. I DO. >:(

Lies. @Nate owns the tavern, and @Necromancer14 is trying to usurp him.

I mean, you don't own it legally, do you? If you do, I would like to see some proof of ownership.
@Necromancer14, and if you can provide that, my offer still stands. I think we could make you a very rich man. All you need to do is make this a public company, don't worry, you can still keep the majority of the stock. But with the money you would get from selling 49% of the company we could breathe new life into this establishment.
I would be willing to help and buy that 49% if you're on board

And if you don't own it legally and @Shadeflame here is telling the truth, then we have two options,
1. Buy this legally from @Nate,
2. Or since this seems mostly abandoned, we can follow the finders keeper rules. Remodel, rebrand, and if the owner comes back we can use our immense riches to hire great lawyers and keep the Tavern, and if we lose it, I can imagine the owner would be glad someone was doing upkeep while they were gone.
Ask for forgiveness, not permission sorta style.

@Nate did come back a few weeks ago because we kept spamming him. He didn't say anything but he liked our posts.

He liked mine the most, though. I was the only person making any logical sense.

No, you were the craziest of them all. He felt sorry for you.

I'm just following my model, Bucky. (From the comic "Get Fuzzy," not the marvel character.)

You two seem to be sorting things out, so I'll just cut to the chase. I'm not just your average visited, I'm a venture capitalist, and I'm here to invest in and possibly buy this tavern. If I can't do that fully legally I have other means. Since you seem to be the only people managing this place, what are your terms, and what would you like to change about this tavern? You're experienced here, what could be changed for the better? Do we need a balcony, more food options? more employs? a joke of the day policy?

Uhhhhh, how about some cleaning services. This place is a dump and I say that in the nicest way possible.

Okay, we'll hire a janitor and *looks around* and buy like any piece of cleaning equipment. Man has no one ever even mopped in here?