The Tavern [2]

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@Shadeflame, they don't think. All they are are reincarnated bodies that need brains to stay "alive" for very long, not that they are really exactly "alive" in the first place. Right @Nate?
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So, since they don't think, they don't count in the vote. Besides, you should leave them to enjoy their time in the underworld. They've earned it. @Nate, do you agree with me?
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Oh fine. But the Prismatic Dragon is voting for me, and I'm sure @Nate is too, right Nate?
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Hey, @Nate! You still serving drinks here?
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@Nate has been gone, for a looooong loooooooooong time, but we are performing the archaic ritual to summon him back to this ancient place.
(And you know, arguing over who gets to run the tavern and profit off it now.)
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Oh. Sweet.

Can I still get a drink? I’ve got a hankering for a Doctor Brown float.
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Poor doctor brown. First he's forced to float in a drink, and then someone drinks him.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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*bell rings as Andrew pushes through the door. Andrew looks around smiling*
*walks up whistling and sits down* Good-day, I was just scrolling through the YWS neighborhood when I become a bit parched. Conveniently I found this fine tavern. Can I have a Dr. Pepper, extra peppy?
Last edited by MaybeAndrew on Mon Aug 10, 2020 5:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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"Sorry @Andrewknorpp I already stole all the beverages here, plus I became the owner," replied Necro.
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Be quiet @Necromancer14, you did not become the owner.

Actually who cares. If you want to delude yourself go right ahead. Have fun paying taxes and dealing with ornery customers.

I'm headed for more than a life filled with servitude, waiting on every nobody who steps through the door and demands a drink.
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*clears throat awkwardly*
Okay then... nice to see both of you. But if you don't serve drinks what do you serve?
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*smiles*
I'm not sure. I got here first and just helped myself, leaving payment of course. You could go look in the fridge and see what's still left.
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@Shadeflame You're psychology tricks aren't going to work on me.

@Andrewknorpp you can buy the Dr. Pepper from me for ten million dollars.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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@Andrewknorpp Don't listen to him, just take the drink.
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Cool, cool. *nods awkwardly and opens the fridge, fishing around until I find a half-drank bottle of Gatorade.*
*Takes sip* I don't want to be rude, but it seems this place has seen better times, am I wrong in that assumption.
Last edited by MaybeAndrew on Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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