Insult the Person above using YWS Shakespearean Insult Gen

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Thou lumpish weather-bitten whey-face!
“Thus human beings judge of one another, superficially, casually, throwing contempt on one another, with but little reason, and no charity.” - Emmuska Orczy, 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'




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Thou unmuzzled fat-kidneyed vassal!




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Gender Male
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Thy feeble brain's subsequent and pitiful attempteth at feigning the gen'ral field of the und'rstanding of knowledge which hath been bestoweth upon mankind by the grace of Providence hast did subtract from the basic sum of all basic human intelligence.




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Gender Female
Points 658
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Thou saucy rude-growing haggard!
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King




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Points 14
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Thou art not'ing more than a perfidious nostril.




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Points 2305
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Thou cockered half-faced foot-licker!
atlast

previously AtlasWut

my pms are always open <3






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Thou craven onion-eyed mammet!
Intrepid Explorer
Squire of the Green Room
Harbinger of the Cosmic Squid
Brief Castaway
Founder of Hermits United
TIME Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year
Dark Matter Overlord
Kind of a Big Deal




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Gender Male
Points 638
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Thou pribbling hasty-witted hugger-mugger!
"I have written you down and you will live forever"
-Bastille

"We are infinite as the universe we hold inside."
-Sleeping At Last




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Gender Female
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Thou froward full-gorged dewberry!
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King




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Gender Female
Points 103
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Thou bootless swag-bellied mammet!

"I'm so happy you exist"





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Thou lumpish reeling-ripe scut!
a lesbian disaster




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Thou droning pox-marked barnacle!




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Gender Male
Points 0
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Thou qualling knotty-pated baggage!
“You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.” -Alan Moore, V for Vendetta
"Don't start things you can't finish." -Therion the Thief, Octopath Traveler

Art was made to be dangerous, that is why it is beautiful.




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Thou spongy crook-pated bum-bailey!
mage

[ they/them ]

queer and here.




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Thou dissembling swag-bellied malt-worm!
Unofficial Blue Cat of YWS =^-^=
Do whatever you want, forever <3
she/they



One believes things because one has been conditioned to believe them.
— Aldous Huxley, Brave New World