"Kill" the person above you!

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RedRozeNinja13
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Sun Dec 08, 2013 6:54 pm
RedRozeNinja13 says... · Sun Dec 08, 2013 6:54 pm
(no- I bedazzled your face with a sparkle gun- except I forgot to load it wit sparkles- sorry XD)

You were the first infected of the zombie apocalypse- becoming a zombie overlord. Unfortunately, Garden Gnomes don't take kindly to zombie overlords.
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Okuro
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Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:51 pm
Okuro says... · Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:51 pm
You tried climbing a giraffe and fell on your head.
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Zolen
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Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:52 pm
Zolen says... · Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:52 pm
You were near said giraffe when it exploded
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Okuro
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Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:12 pm
Okuro says... · Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:12 pm
You went for a swim and a shark was near by.
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Zolen
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Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:27 pm
Zolen says... · Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:27 pm
I gave the shark a jet pack, land shark was born. You tried to give it a high five
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Okuro
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Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:56 pm
Okuro says... · Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:56 pm
You found a princess and tried to save her, but she was being guarded by the cutest dragon in the world. The cuteness of the dragon distracted you and it ate you.
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RedRozeNinja13
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Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:26 pm
RedRozeNinja13 says... · Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:26 pm
A dinosaur appeared and you had a teaparty, after which it became startled by the noise of a stray bullhorn and trampled first your prized china teaset, then your face o.o
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Okuro
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Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:26 pm
Okuro says... · Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:26 pm
Died of cuteness.
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Deadman
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Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:44 pm
Deadman says... · Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:44 pm
Slipped on a banana peel.
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Okuro
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Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:25 pm
Okuro says... · Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:25 pm
Got sucked into tv and was never heard of again.
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ERZA
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Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:11 pm
ERZA says... · Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:11 pm
Butt landed on a giant concrete cactus.
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Zolen
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Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:10 pm
Zolen says... · Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:10 pm
Tried sky diving with only a surfboard
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Okuro
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Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:09 am
Okuro says... · Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:09 am
Saw the all the Twilight movies in one sitting.
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Deadman
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Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:19 pm
Deadman says... · Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:19 pm
Your favorite anime/manga got canceled permanently. It was in the most suspenseful spot too. You end up jumping from a bridge over a freeway, thus killing yourself. After the producers/writers heard about this, they decided to continue the series.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Okuro
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Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:43 am
Okuro says... · Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:43 am
(That is just so sad! Gah, I'll never know how it ends!)

You jumped off the bridge after me for the same reason.
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Don't aim at success--the more you aim at it and make it a target, the more you are going to miss it. For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's dedication to a cause greater than oneself or as the by-product of one's surrender to a person other than oneself.
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