"Kill" the person above you!

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You died from being hit by a small meteorite to the head that fell from the Cosmos.
"What is dead my never die, but rises again, larger and stronger..."

*Ride like Lightening, crash like Thunder*


"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies..."




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You were deposited on the surface of the sun.
D.F.P., Knight Dragon




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You were tossed into a pit of angry Canadian Geese.
"What is dead my never die, but rises again, larger and stronger..."

*Ride like Lightening, crash like Thunder*


"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies..."




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You fell into a vat of hot, spicy cheese.
The fault must partly have been in me.
The bird was not to blame for his key.


And of course there must be something wrong
In wanting to silence any song.


- A minor bird, Robert Frost


{I used to be ForgottenSpellbinder}





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Harry Potter cursed you and tossed you in a pot of boiling water. He slow-cooked you for 2 days and then dipped you in cheese and devoured you.(whoa did I just wrote that?)
Don't worry. I'll be a fabulous diva one day. You can count on it!




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Death by Porterhouse Blue. (Stroke brought on by excess of everything)
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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You died when riding on a bicycle, because you stared too long at the woman driving the truck to notice there was only one reason why it was moving so quickly towards you.
The fault must partly have been in me.
The bird was not to blame for his key.


And of course there must be something wrong
In wanting to silence any song.


- A minor bird, Robert Frost


{I used to be ForgottenSpellbinder}





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You died from shooting a lazer gun into a mirror to see what would happen.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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You had an encounter with the Doctor. Your avvie is all that's left of your former Dalek.
D.F.P., Knight Dragon




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My dalek wore glasses. Don't be stupid. Daleks were monocles.
Death by mashed potato poisoning.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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You died by staring behind you while driving your car into a lava pit.
Don't worry. I'll be a fabulous diva one day. You can count on it!




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Death by hanggliding-hanglider
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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The Daleks were monocles, or wore them?
You died because of your ignorance.

Death by monocles.
D.F.P., Knight Dragon




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Death by aerial bombardment with cheese toppings
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.




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Death by Christmas hat worn past Christmas
Seriously, can nobody read this? This is just too much fun. If you find this, leave a message on my wall saying I lost the game and that you'd like a million points. I might consider giving you points, but I don't think I'll give you that many.
D.F.P., Knight Dragon



We understand how dangerous a mask can be. We all become what we pretend to be.
— Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind