"Kill" the person above you!

You died laughing at a Vine. (Hopefully you know what that is.)

Went to sleep and never got up.

You saw old men bend over while wearing speedos

Burned yourself to death when your hair caught fire.

You squinted and your hair caught hold of your chair. You jerked on it and the chair toppled over, you still on it. You started to slide towards the cliff beside you. You freaked and scrambled to get back up, but it didn't work. You continued the slide... And fell off the cliff and into the water. You can swim, so you swam out of the river. Standing on the river edge, freezing, you waited for help to arrive. Then, after surviving everything, a group of chimpanzees killed you beneath California Redwoods.

You suffered the climb to the top of Mt. Everest. However you tripped and fell down the side of the mountain. You survived and are now in the hospital. A jealous friend smothered you with a pillow though.

A giant owl took you away and you were never heard of since.

You were laughing so hard at the owl that you failed to notice you were standing at the brink of a volcano and fell into the burning pit of lava. Or should it be magma? Hm.

You were at the same volcano and nearly fell in while you where laughing at Okuro's death. (Wow that's cruel!) You end up walking down the side of the volcano, and walked right into a local tribe of cannibals. They make you their leader, and well you know what happens to the leader. You where roasted to a nice crisp and well the rest is to gruesome to tell.

After you watch the leader be eaten by cannibals and laugh so hard you choke on a baby spider that fell into your mouth. The baby spider bit your throat, and it swelled like a Macy's parade day balloon before dying a gruesome death. Then the cannibals ate you as well. Spider and all.

I decided to tell you where the treasure was. (it was a trap)

You fell into a trap where giant spikes were.

You were walking home, and decided to take a shortcut through the wrong side of town. Gunshots were all around you, broken glass all around, and glass bottles falling from windows. You made it out of the wrong side of town with just a few scratches. However, now there is a weird guy in a trench coat following you. You pick up your pace, and so does he. Finally you scream at the top of your lungs and an anvil falls from the sky crushing you.

You decide to go out with your friends after a hard days' work. You and your friends go crazy, hitting shot like there's no tomorrow. You drink too much and end up almost dying if alcohol poisoning, but the paramedics come just in time to save you. While you're resting in the hospital, you're ex girlfriend you dumped because you were cheating on her came and smothered you to death with your own pillow. It smelled like vomit and bad cheese.

You died laughing at my previous death.