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Loozle
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Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:10 am
Loozle says... · Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:10 am
You check the dictionary.

Why are the greeters at Walmart so old?
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LilyJamey
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Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:38 am
LilyJamey says... · Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:38 am
Because the work is stressful.

Why does Mrs Lovette have biker gloves?
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unsterblichkeit36
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:34 pm
unsterblichkeit36 says... · Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:34 pm
Because it keeps her hands warm?

Are clowns people?
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Amaryllis
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:56 pm
Amaryllis says... · Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:56 pm
No, they are too flipping creepy.

Is it possible to run a successful sugar business at night?
"It's my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."
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cooldude19967
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:57 pm
cooldude19967 says... · Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:57 pm
No, they are a special type of mutant from the sea who feed off of our happiness.

Why are there only 26 letters in the english language?
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Linx
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:11 pm
Linx says... · Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:11 pm
Because there were 27 people who made up the letters and no one liked the 27th one, so they kicked him out.

What's the point of volcanos?
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peanut19
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:16 pm
peanut19 says... · Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:16 pm
Cat, volcanoes were formed to throw your friends in when you kill them in your story.

What does a peanut say? I mean a dog goes bark, but what about a peanut!?
~peanut~
There is a light in you, a Vision in the making with sorrow enough to extinguish the stars. I can help you.
~And The Light Fades


The people down here are our zombies, who should be dead or not exist but do.
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Firestalker
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Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:52 pm
Firestalker says... · Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:52 pm
A peanut goes 'pea'.

What does a TV and a dog gave in common?
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Monki
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Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:18 am
Monki says... · Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:18 am
They're both great companions.

What is the point in giftcards if you can just give the person money?
Tom Riddle: "You read my diary?"
Harry Potter: "At first, I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book."
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Firestalker
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Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:00 am
Firestalker says... · Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:00 am
Because the people think its an insult.

Why do we ask questions?
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Monki
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Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:04 am
Monki says... · Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:04 am
To make everyones brains hurt.

Why do people say their brains hurt when it's really not literally true?
Tom Riddle: "You read my diary?"
Harry Potter: "At first, I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book."
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Firestalker
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Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:49 am
Firestalker says... · Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:49 am
because it doesn't need to be literally true always.

What id the difference between literal and metamorphic ?
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moon jumper
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Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:34 pm
moon jumper says... · Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:34 pm
The same difference between a soda can and a base ball bat.

Why do computers always shut down when you're about to post?
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Firestalker
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Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:55 pm
Firestalker says... · Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:55 pm
They hate to use up 'Word-space'.

Why do we answer questions?
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cooldude19967
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Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:43 am
cooldude19967 says... · Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:43 am
Because leaving them hanging kills us.

Are crazy people insane or do they just think they're insane?
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