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Sportgurl46
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:46 am
Sportgurl46 says... · Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:46 am
the wool doesn't, the sheep themselves do.

why are some people rich and others aren't?
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Monki
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:55 am
Monki says... · Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:55 am
Because that's just how life is: suck-ish.

Why did I have the urge to name my pet duck Mr. Wigglesworth?
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Rubric
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:37 pm
Rubric says... · Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:37 pm
Because Mr Bigglesworth is a breach of contract.

Why are all *good* races in fantasy fiction white anglo-saxons?
So you're going to kill a god. Sure. But what happens next?

Diary of a Deicide, Part One.


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Juniper
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:39 pm
Juniper says... · Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:39 pm
Because in reality, they're actually the only bad ones.

Why are computer mice called a mouse?
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KailaMarie
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:37 pm
KailaMarie says... · Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:37 pm
because they once were a type of mouse, but they morphed when they sold their soul to the guy who invnted the computer.

Why do the Who's from Dr. Suess have mouse-like noses?
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happy-go-lucky
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:41 pm
happy-go-lucky says... · Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:41 pm
Because the pig ones looked silly.

What is a sock?
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thunder_dude7
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:31 am
thunder_dude7 says... · Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:31 am
A word joining the letters s, h, u, t, space, u, and p. Even though space isn't really a letter. I don't care.

How is this a writing activity?
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xxfourthelement
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:35 am
xxfourthelement says... · Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:35 am
0mG33 i t0t4lly um iDk laWLzz!!

Why do cows moo?
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Livinginfantasy
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:08 am
Livinginfantasy says... · Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:08 am
'Cause they're depressed.


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Rubric
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:46 am
Rubric says... · Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:46 am
Yes, but only music.

Why is violence on television enjoyed?
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GryphonFledgling
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:55 pm
GryphonFledgling says... · Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:55 pm
Because no one likes to watch two marshmallows hugging.

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thunder_dude7
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:50 am
thunder_dude7 says... · Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:50 am
Because ears are also used for balance, and if we had one, it would have to be where our belly button is or something.

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Rubric
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:52 am
Rubric says... · Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:52 am
Exactly (and I think the stereotypical answer is 42 not 47)

Why do people mistake Frankenstein for his monster?
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Tlahti
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:28 pm
Tlahti says... · Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:28 pm
Because his monster entered a "Dr. Frankenstein Look-Alike Contest" and won.

Why are some people afraid of clowns?
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KailaMarie
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Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:46 pm
KailaMarie says... · Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:46 pm
Because they're painted amiles are friggin' creepy.


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