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nooo, underwear.

Why does my dog bark?
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At least it doesn't quack.

Could this possibly be a rhetorical question?
It is only when dissonance plays one will find pleasure in consonance.
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All signs point to maybe.

To be or not to be?
So you're going to kill a god. Sure. But what happens next?

Diary of a Deicide, Part One.


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absolutely



Which witch is which?
Duffy -- "Watch out for Jesse, he wants what he can't have."
Emily -- "Oh boy, he can have me."
Duffy -- "Figures..."




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She sells seashells on the seashore.


Is my Dad about to yell at me?




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I'm not a mind reader.

Why do I have a mosquito bite?
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Consider it a hickey.

Why do I watch endless seasons of Friends if I have an exam tommorow?
So you're going to kill a god. Sure. But what happens next?

Diary of a Deicide, Part One.


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To remind yourself that, no matter what, you still haven't been divorced three times.


What time is it?




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Because of the new CO2 emission tax on frowning

Why did I watch Prince Caspian on youtube until 2am on the morning of my 9am english exam?
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Because Prince Caspian on Youtube contained an encrypted message telling you not to study.




Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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Because staples can't hold the zombies inside.

Are humans brilliant beasts or fallen angels?
So you're going to kill a god. Sure. But what happens next?

Diary of a Deicide, Part One.


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You guys are actually fallen beasts.






Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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Only if the craker was an animal.

What would you do if you met a jaboo?
I will always fight back, no matter what.




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No. There considered an animal.

What would happen if your cat could fly? WOuld he run away or did he fly away?
We've all been broken in some way. It's just how we express it that makes us dffrent form eachother.

“This precious book of love, this unbound lover,
To beautify him only lacks a cover.”
~William Shakespeare, The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet




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pieman: I would hope he's friendly. They're very dangerous if you get them mad.

Amber: My cat wouldn't do either because she's too chicken to leave the house.





When it rains, do sheep shrink?
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