Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted! But you get abducted by a crazy fan who forces you to write a sequel by their rules :3

I wish I'd live in a futuristic utopia :3

Granted! But the culture shock will be so bad, you'll die~

I wish I could finish this essay already :/

Granted, but then you cannot stop writing essays.

I wish that I was perfect in everything.

Granted, but you're so perfect that you get really bored never making a mistake!

I wish I my wish didn't get corrupted...

Granted, but there is no need, you made a typo.

I wish I made no typos...

Granted. You make actual grammar and spelling mistakes instead!

I wish I had two wishes.

Granted, but both are now corrupt.

I wish I were invincible!

Granted, but everyone thinks you're weird and avoid you, dooming you to be forever alone, literally.

I wish the genie was free.

Granted, but now he finds no purpose in life and must live a depressing eternity.

I wish my fortune cookies came true...

Granted! The next fortune cookie you get says "You'll be eaten by a turtle!" :3

I wish I was eaten by a turtle!

Granted, but it instantly pukes you back up because it thinks you're disgusting and taste bad.

I wish there was no way to insult me.

Granted, but then you get so sick of everyone sweet-talking to you that you throw up.

I wish that I could do everything ultra-fast and still do it well.

Granted, but you end up doing everything fast and perfectly and everyone hates you because they can't have a proper meaningful conversation with you because you keep talking extremely fast and spurting out random facts.

I wish that I had gotten the part in the play that I wanted...

Granted, but the play flops and you are remembered as being the reason why.

I wish I owned a Colosseum

Granted! However, people think that you're stuck up about it so they tear it down.

I wish I could have a normal bedtime.