Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but all you have are nightmares.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted, but then it turns so hot you have a heat stroke.

I wish hurricanes didn't exist.

Granted, but now you are overrun with tornadoes and tsunamis!

I wish I could think of a wish

Granted, but the wish is corrupted so horribly that you die.

I wish my cat was with me.

Granted, but your cat turned out to be a zombie and ate you, bite by bite, in a terrible manner. Yes, you were conscience to feel all of that, and didn't die of blood loss until a lot of you was gone

I wish that wishes could be wished upon by wishing wishes of wishes wishing upon wishing wishes of the wished wishing wishes.

Wait, wat?

Granted, but now this so confuses you that it is impossible for you to partake.

I wish there was a chocolaterie in my town...

Granted, but your entire town is a chocolaterie. You're made of chocolate. You melted.

I wish that senpai will not notice me.

granted, but only in the sewer.

I wish that I could be a demigod.

Granted, but you are accused of blasphemy, heresy, and sedition, and are executed via lethal injection at age 33, becoming a martyr and creating a religious revolution and paradigm shift.

I wish I wished the kind of wish that wishers can only wish for.

Granted, but then it gets corrupted and it is now terrible.

I wish that people would stop trying to make their wishes confusing.

Granted, but alas, because of your wish on wishing restriction wishes for wishers and because of the wishing nature of this wishing forum, now all the corrupted wishing responses to those wishing wisher's wished wishes will grow to be as confusing as what wishes those wished wishes once wished they weren't.

I wish I wish I wish.

Granted, but I wish you hadn't.

Granted, but your wish is so terrible that it now doesn't need to be corrupted.

I wish I'd never fail at anything.

Granted, but you end up being mediocre at most things, not being able to either fail or shine at whatever you wish to do

I wish I'd pass my upcoming tests >~<

Granted. You pass them all with a very low D.

I wish it wasn't so dang cold. *shivers*